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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-28T23:16:52+00:00

Dinopithecus: I’m the best climber!

Thylacoleo: are u sure about that?

Megalania: hold my beer

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-10-26T01:47:49+00:00

Me: about to go tame an army of Carnos

Megalania: I’m bouta give you rabies when you least expect it

Me: what in the upside down land of Oceania is that.

Megalania: WEEEEEE

Me: pulls out refined pistol. I don’t feel like getting cancer to day

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2018-08-29T10:49:11+00:00

Rip the Kapros holding these Komodo dragons on steroids high in the air

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-01-31T02:37:49+00:00

I had a Baryonyx named Nero. I went to tame one of these and found one in the fire cave. Tried to tame it, and Nero burned, while I fiddled and watched him die horribly. Anakin my new Baryonyx will succeed him. The moral of the story? Don’t tame one near lava, and you should be good.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-23T02:24:35+00:00

Megalania be like:Hug

Me be like: NOPE

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-06T17:28:53+00:00

Um I feed to much to my moschop

And it got FAT

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-19T03:46:54+00:00

I think it looks like demonic moschops

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-08T14:29:51+00:00

Me: oh cool cave good thing megafauna are rare!

The 5 megalania in the first tunnel: HI

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-16T02:27:55+00:00

Imagine a Komodo dragon but bigger and can give you ligma

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2019-05-05T21:24:28+00:00

Megalovania

...

Sorry I had to

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2018-08-26T21:33:18+00:00

Me:Docter how bad is it? Megalania:You have aids

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-05T17:43:25+00:00

Wear mask around megalania!!!

It has COVID!!!!!!

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-28T15:01:12+00:00

I wanted to tame one I got scrood

by 12 I hated that I got one in the end and later I got killed by 400 Parma’s

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-10T18:21:35+00:00

Basically a Komodo dragon in almost every way possible except climbs walls

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-13T21:03:16+00:00

I tamed a white one named it sans

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2018-05-09T03:03:24+00:00

I'm gonna git ya one way or a nother humans or ya want rabies?,Rabies!?

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-06-09T23:53:52+00:00

The random gecko on my window at 2AM

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-12T21:30:16+00:00

Carryable by teras..... ok let’s just go take my tera into this cave to pick up my lost pet lizard that ate all my element

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-19T00:30:52+00:00

Its a kmodo dragon but has rabies

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-08T21:28:04+00:00

Doctor: what seems to be the issue?

Player: this moschops I tames got me sick!

Megalania: Moscops?

*infects everything and everyone with mega rabies*