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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
There once was this sh*t that was in the sea
You tame it with all your honey
In half an hour its come and gone
Now curse the sea titanosuar
So he will dissapear
And he will take your kidney too!
Now he has come and gone back to candy mountain
Now sing it to the beat of "wellerman" :)
It’s like that kind of person that leaves you for no reason.
Also it is the rarest creature ever! I’ve played ark for almost a year and I haven’t even seen ONE of them.
Ps: why the heck would wildcard add in a creature that you can tame, only for it to LEAVE YOU FOR NO REASON WITH NOTHING after 30 mins. 30 MINS!!! WTH!
So apperantly they're magical... so after a half hour they leave to the magical "Land Of Lio". Whenever you attack them they also teleport to this magical "Land Of Lio". Ok, you're asking how we find the "Land Of Lio"? Well, basically just mind your own beeswax, doing things in ARK, and you'll fall into a pit that leads you to the "Land Of Lio". You'll see Lio's with collars, Lio's with names, and battle scarred Lio's. Yeah it's weird ikr.
Ignore the dude saying it was bigger than the mosa in real-life, cause it was only 20 or so feet long in real life, but as for ark's specimen you basically just non-violently give them honey and they will tame up, they are passive to humans but not mounts, once you have yourself a magical liopluerodon to help show you the way, just latch onto it, no saddle required, and swims to a good spot for drops like the cunning cave and then get off and take a megalodon to get some drops, if you can, have a without the drop-enhancing sparked you get from riding your liopluerodon check to see if it's worth rolling the dice, unfortunately the liopluerodon will do a cool tornado thing and go away to candy mountain without you after 30 minutes, but we have mods to stop that from being a thing, oh, by the way SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!