they say have fun but all I do is run

This guy beats the game in 30 minutes, after that, it ascends which is what happens when you beat the game.

It knows da wae.

I usually tame random dinos then name them after another random dino. I named this bad boi Dodo

So this is the 4 rarest thing in the game and now you have to passive tame it with honey! SO YOU HAVE TO KILL BEES AND GET IT NOT TO SPOIL!🤬

A wildcard employee’s father who stayed for 30 minutes in their life and went to candy mountain(why is it sooo bad?!wildcard just make it permanent tame and make the luck drop a special ability!)

30 minutes 🤯 wt* I'm not going to waste my honey on this

Wow,an underwater titanasour. Thanks

I found one of these and three mosasaurs in the space of 2 minutes

Magical Sea Penis can be tamed by kibble or slathering it in honey. Need only ride it to feel its magical powers thats will have you going for 6 hours..

Go to the ocean they said *chomp in background* IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID

Charlie it’s a Liopleurodon Charlie, it’s going to show use the way to candy mountain Charlie. SHUN THE NON-BELIVERS. We need to go over this bridge Charlie. Look it’s the candy mountain were the Y in candy starts singing. Oh no he exploded. Go inside the candy cave Charlie.

Door slams in background

Charlie: oh the stole my fricken kidney

“I must go now, my planet needs me”

Get mods because if it has a kronosaur just get two and rename one liopleurodon

Flapjack FLAPJACK wake up, come with me we’ll go and see a place called candied island

The guide says 100% chance of death for th pachy primary attack that is for the drowning pachy not the critter

It's a liopleurodon Charlie... Charlie let's go to candy mountain Charlie

I Saa one it came like a missel I swam died then I made a comic

Shun the non believers!\_(^_^)_/

Shun the non believers!\_(^_^)_/