Always gonna give you up he’s gonna let you down always gonna run and desert you he’s gonna make you cry sayyyy… | Liopleurodon Tips

802 points 😂 Funny May 5, 2017 Report

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

497 points 😂 Funny May 26, 2017 Report

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

338 points 😂 Funny Jul 28, 2017 Report

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

11 points 😂 Funny Jun 7, 2024 Report

Do not tame

You will have him for 0.02 seconds then a alpha mosa will come out of nowhere and eat him :(

150 points 😂 Funny May 6, 2020 Report

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

61 points 😂 Funny Dec 12, 2022 Report

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

131 points 😂 Funny Nov 19, 2019 Report

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

194 points 😂 Funny Jun 15, 2017 Report

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

10 points 😂 Funny Apr 13, 2024 Report

I’m still waiting for it to come back I think it went to get the milk

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