BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

Unicorns: Look, Charlie! The magical liopleurodon!

You: tames the creature then names it Leo
30 minutes later
Leo: I’m going back to China
You: NOOOOOO
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

Ah the Liopleurodon, feasts on the delicious honey of waterbees... what, you don’t know about waterbees? Where did you think it gets it’s honey from!

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

Oh when your down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right down to the candy mountain cave,when u get inside you will find a cheery land , such a happy joyful merry land, They got lolliepops and gummy drops, and candy things oh so meany things to brighten up your day, Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of love in the candy mountain cave, They’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, Its a wonderland of sweets, Buy the candy train to town to hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land cherry ribbon steam across the sky, and to the ground, turn around it astonds, Its a dancing candy tree, in the candy cave imagination runs so free, now Charlie please go in the candy cave

One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.