Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 805 · Answer 1 · 2017-05-05T12:34:19+00:00

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

score 511 · Answer 2 · 2017-05-26T17:46:03+00:00

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

score 351 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-28T00:26:49+00:00

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

score 153 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-06T19:22:17+00:00

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2025-12-10T04:20:32+00:00

IT'S A MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON CHARLIE, ITS GOING TO SHOW US THE WAY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN *gargling growly noises* (man I love Charlie the unicorn).

score 78 · Answer 6 · 2022-12-12T20:13:49+00:00

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

score 200 · Answer 7 · 2017-06-15T14:51:30+00:00

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

score 138 · Answer 8 · 2019-11-19T08:27:22+00:00

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

score 167 · Answer 9 · 2017-08-04T18:54:27+00:00

Where are the underwater bee hives?

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2026-03-24T23:03:09+00:00

Bro the pleasio lost its long neck and is now stuck with a short one-

Pleasiosaurus= ——————————:)

Lioplurodon. = —:(

(The lines are the necks)

score 88 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-24T21:57:09+00:00

You: tames the creature then names it Leo

30 minutes later

Leo: I’m going back to China

You: NOOOOOO

Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2025-11-26T14:20:13+00:00

It’s a lioplepurodon Charlie! A MaGiCaL lioplepurodon! It’s going to guild our way to cAndY MoUnTaIn! Candy mountain!

You guys do realize there’s not actually a candy mountain right?

Shush the non-believer! ShuUuUuShhhH!

Suuussssnnnhhhh

Yea..

Sorry I had to do this- lowkey uhh my best tip is to force tame if you’re trying to get one!

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2025-12-07T18:18:44+00:00

Its a magical Liopleurodon, its going to show us the wayyyy

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2025-11-09T15:57:01+00:00

It's a magical leopleurodon charley, it'll show us the way.💖

score 42 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-20T16:36:57+00:00

This creature left me faster than my dad did

score 32 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-23T22:04:36+00:00

Ocean vodka

I should have not named him daddy💀

It disappeared

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2025-12-29T06:42:41+00:00

It's a liopleurdon charlie! A magical leopleurodooon!

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER SHUUUUN!

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2025-12-23T01:56:11+00:00

Why do I feel like this magic liopleurodon is a reference to Charlie the Unicorn

score 37 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-20T20:48:43+00:00

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.

score 83 · Answer 20 · 2017-07-29T19:16:09+00:00

It has told us the way charlie.The way to Candy Mountain!The land of sweet sugary goodness