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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-25T00:54:00+00:00

When I tried knocking one out he left like my dad 😔

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-20T20:48:43+00:00

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-11T14:31:10+00:00

Oh, they’re rare? Then how come I’ve found 5 in a week?

score 759 · Answer 4 · 2017-05-05T12:34:19+00:00

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-06T19:22:07+00:00

After 30 seconds it leaves POOF just like my ex

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-01T02:07:40+00:00

Don’t pet the magical liopleurodon, or go to candy mountain. 30 minutes tamed and you’ll wake up missing a kidney.

score 435 · Answer 7 · 2017-05-26T17:46:03+00:00

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

score 299 · Answer 8 · 2017-07-28T00:26:49+00:00

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

score 108 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-06T19:22:17+00:00

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

score 69 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-24T21:57:09+00:00

You: tames the creature then names it Leo

30 minutes later

Leo: I’m going back to China

You: NOOOOOO

Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 107 · Answer 11 · 2019-11-19T08:27:22+00:00

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

score 182 · Answer 12 · 2017-06-15T14:51:30+00:00

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-13T11:14:41+00:00

Once i was looking for a miss after half an hour of searching i found one i knew its rare but i ignored it

it and continued after like AN HOUR AND A HALF of searching i found an alpha miss but no normal mosa :/ like how does it make since to find a liopleurodon and an alpha miss but no normal mosa?!

score 21 · Answer 14 · 2021-10-14T18:08:36+00:00

Lip: i am the rarest under water tame ever

Tuso: hold my black pearls

score 152 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-04T18:54:27+00:00

Where are the underwater bee hives?

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-11T06:26:14+00:00

There hella good but after 30 minutes they go to squiggly diggly land

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-19T20:00:28+00:00

It all stems from people being bad at the game so they call it useless as an excuse to not go tame it hahahah. Boosted drops? GIMME DAT

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-13T22:52:15+00:00

*two seconds after I tamed one*

“Tina sorry but I must return to glitter haven to visit family”

Mimi never returned…

R.I.P. Mimi 🌊🪦

Tina originals 🥺

score 34 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-24T18:15:45+00:00

Ah the Liopleurodon, feasts on the delicious honey of waterbees... what, you don’t know about waterbees? Where did you think it gets it’s honey from!

score 24 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-30T18:53:47+00:00

There once was this sh*t that was in the sea

You tame it with all your honey

In half an hour its come and gone

Now curse the sea titanosuar

So he will dissapear

And he will take your kidney too!

Now he has come and gone back to candy mountain

Now sing it to the beat of "wellerman" :)