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What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oh when your down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right down to the candy mountain cave,when u get inside you will find a cheery land , such a happy joyful merry land, They got lolliepops and gummy drops, and candy things oh so meany things to brighten up your day, Its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of love in the candy mountain cave, Theyβve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, Its a wonderland of sweets, Buy the candy train to town to hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat, as they march across the land cherry ribbon steam across the sky, and to the ground, turn around it astonds, Its a dancing candy tree, in the candy cave imagination runs so free, now Charlie please go in the candy cave
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
You: tames the creature then names it Leo
30 minutes later
Leo: Iβm going back to China
You: NOOOOOO
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30 minutes later
Leo: Iβm going back to China
You: NOOOOOO
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Ah the Liopleurodon, feasts on the delicious honey of waterbees... what, you donβt know about waterbees? Where did you think it gets itβs honey from!
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
I found a level 100 knocked it out tamed it
30 minutes later...
Ahhhh
Justin we have a problem
She gone
30 minutes later...
Ahhhh
Justin we have a problem
She gone
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Lol I was going around the ocean and then I saw one but I had tamed a mosa my mosa ended making it teleport to candyland
It can drown
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One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Where are the underwater bee hives?
after 30 minutes it goes for the milk and it will never come back just like my dad.
It looks like a mosasaurus but on drugs
they say have fun but all I do is run
It has told us the way charlie.The way to Candy Mountain!The land of sweet sugary goodness
βYes! It took my five hours to find one and i finally got enough honey to tame itβ
βYour times up, BAI BAI!!!β -_-
βYour times up, BAI BAI!!!β -_-
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