What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I tried knocking one out he left like my dad 😔
Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.
Oh, they’re rare? Then how come I’ve found 5 in a week?
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
After 30 seconds it leaves POOF just like my ex
Don’t pet the magical liopleurodon, or go to candy mountain. 30 minutes tamed and you’ll wake up missing a kidney.
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
You: tames the creature then names it Leo
30 minutes later
Leo: I’m going back to China
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Once i was looking for a miss after half an hour of searching i found one i knew its rare but i ignored it
it and continued after like AN HOUR AND A HALF of searching i found an alpha miss but no normal mosa :/ like how does it make since to find a liopleurodon and an alpha miss but no normal mosa?!
Lip: i am the rarest under water tame ever
Tuso: hold my black pearls
Where are the underwater bee hives?
There hella good but after 30 minutes they go to squiggly diggly land
It all stems from people being bad at the game so they call it useless as an excuse to not go tame it hahahah. Boosted drops? GIMME DAT
*two seconds after I tamed one*
“Tina sorry but I must return to glitter haven to visit family”
Mimi never returned…
R.I.P. Mimi 🌊🪦
Tina originals 🥺
Ah the Liopleurodon, feasts on the delicious honey of waterbees... what, you don’t know about waterbees? Where did you think it gets it’s honey from!
There once was this sh*t that was in the sea
You tame it with all your honey
In half an hour its come and gone
Now curse the sea titanosuar
So he will dissapear
And he will take your kidney too!
Now he has come and gone back to candy mountain
Now sing it to the beat of "wellerman" :)