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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-10-01T21:10:12+00:00

WHY DOES IT LIKE, WANT, AND EAT HONEY LIKE WHAT 🤣

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-25T15:07:18+00:00

These things probably works to be a magician in their free time since they shocked me with the best disappearance trick ever known to mankind.

score 778 · Answer 3 · 2017-05-05T12:34:19+00:00

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

score 472 · Answer 4 · 2017-05-26T17:46:03+00:00

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

score 25 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-23T22:04:36+00:00

Ocean vodka

I should have not named him daddy💀

It disappeared

score 324 · Answer 6 · 2017-07-28T00:26:49+00:00

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

score 32 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-12T20:13:49+00:00

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

score 136 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-06T19:22:17+00:00

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

score 33 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-20T16:36:57+00:00

This creature left me faster than my dad did

score 116 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-19T08:27:22+00:00

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

score 184 · Answer 11 · 2017-06-15T14:51:30+00:00

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

score 82 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-24T21:57:09+00:00

You: tames the creature then names it Leo

30 minutes later

Leo: I’m going back to China

You: NOOOOOO

Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 36 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-20T20:48:43+00:00

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.

score 156 · Answer 14 · 2017-08-04T18:54:27+00:00

Where are the underwater bee hives?

score 35 · Answer 15 · 2021-10-14T18:08:36+00:00

Lip: i am the rarest under water tame ever

Tuso: hold my black pearls

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-05T20:06:19+00:00

Before you goooooo, where is that honey you took from refrigerator, it kills me how the honey keeps on disappearing, so….before you go!🎶🎵🎶

(Actually song=before you go)

score 11 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-25T03:41:03+00:00

It left to get the milk

score 18 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-06T19:22:07+00:00

After 30 seconds it leaves POOF just like my ex

score 40 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-24T18:15:45+00:00

Ah the Liopleurodon, feasts on the delicious honey of waterbees... what, you don’t know about waterbees? Where did you think it gets it’s honey from!

score 46 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-14T00:51:52+00:00

One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.