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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 613 · Answer 1 · 2017-05-05T12:34:19+00:00

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-06T19:22:17+00:00

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-21T13:01:36+00:00

It can drown

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score 10 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-14T00:51:52+00:00

One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-10T20:55:45+00:00

Just no just not worth it it’s a waste of time

score 305 · Answer 6 · 2017-05-26T17:46:03+00:00

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-03T04:10:07+00:00

Tame him and trap him so he can’t get out otherwise if it doesn’t work at the half hour point kill him for his meat it’s better than him d

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-21T16:13:13+00:00

Derp

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score 207 · Answer 9 · 2017-07-28T00:26:49+00:00

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

score 35 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-19T08:27:22+00:00

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-14T13:33:04+00:00

I usually tame random dinos then name them after another random dino. I named this bad boi Dodo

score 11 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-22T18:12:38+00:00

Let him show you the way to candy mountain

score 138 · Answer 13 · 2017-06-15T14:51:30+00:00

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

score 126 · Answer 14 · 2017-08-04T18:54:27+00:00

Where are the underwater bee hives?

score 79 · Answer 15 · 2017-07-29T19:16:09+00:00

It has told us the way charlie.The way to Candy Mountain!The land of sweet sugary goodness

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2020-02-15T21:27:17+00:00

30 minutes 🤯 wt* I'm not going to waste my honey on this

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-30T19:11:00+00:00

This guy beats the game in 30 minutes, after that, it ascends which is what happens when you beat the game.

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-30T07:25:25+00:00

It's like Elsa... the first part of her... the IM NEVER GOING BACK!!! THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTT!!!!!

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2019-11-22T20:32:05+00:00

Charlie was right! Never tame this guy because he wil have only 30 min free time in his life and when that time is done he has to tell creepy unicorns the way to a kidney taking cave trap! It will take your kidney! Last warning water bear!

score 41 · Answer 20 · 2018-06-10T04:32:13+00:00

It’s like that kind of person that leaves you for no reason.
Also it is the rarest creature ever! I’ve played ark for almost a year and I haven’t even seen ONE of them.
Ps: why the heck would wildcard add in a creature that you can tame, only for it to LEAVE YOU FOR NO REASON WITH NOTHING after 30 mins. 30 MINS!!! WTH!