Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the liopleurodon? Funny liopleurodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 808 · Answer 1 · 2017-05-05T12:34:19+00:00

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!

score 508 · Answer 2 · 2017-05-26T17:46:03+00:00

Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney

score 345 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-28T00:26:49+00:00

Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.

score 156 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-06T19:22:17+00:00

Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-06-05T22:20:52+00:00

Candy mountain Charlie! A place of wonder and goodness and joy!!

It’s a liopleurodon Charlie a magical liopleurodon!

Who ever made this is a LEGEND🤣🤣🤣

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2025-05-06T17:01:30+00:00

It’s a liopleurodon Charlie it’s a liopleurodon

score 72 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-12T20:13:49+00:00

Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" üp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR

score 200 · Answer 8 · 2017-06-15T14:51:30+00:00

Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.

score 137 · Answer 9 · 2019-11-19T08:27:22+00:00

Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2025-04-20T06:31:19+00:00

I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER CROOKED-TEETHER HELLO MY FELLOW BROTHA

score 169 · Answer 11 · 2017-08-04T18:54:27+00:00

Where are the underwater bee hives?

score 89 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-24T21:57:09+00:00

You: tames the creature then names it Leo

30 minutes later

Leo: I’m going back to China

You: NOOOOOO

Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

score 12 · Answer 13 · 2024-08-22T15:11:18+00:00

Always gonna give you up he’s gonna let you down always gonna run and desert you he’s gonna make you cry sayyyy goodbye always gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Rick roll liprodon version)

score 39 · Answer 14 · 2022-11-20T16:36:57+00:00

This creature left me faster than my dad did

score 31 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-23T22:04:36+00:00

Ocean vodka

I should have not named him daddy💀

It disappeared

score 14 · Answer 16 · 2024-06-07T02:52:30+00:00

Do not tame

You will have him for 0.02 seconds then a alpha mosa will come out of nowhere and eat him :(

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2025-02-23T23:25:56+00:00

i’m reading about this guy

tips-he stays for thirdy minutes then goes to candy land

me-wait a sec is candy land a place in ark

ark gods-😂😂😂

me-i want a candy parasour

ark gods-try to see what happens 🤣🤣🤣

me-looks up candy on dodoex

ark gods-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

me-everyone will die from my stego

ark gods-😮🙄🤫wasn’t our fault

score 37 · Answer 18 · 2022-06-20T20:48:43+00:00

Its a shame he's cool because he disappears just like my dad.

score 45 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-14T18:08:36+00:00

Lip: i am the rarest under water tame ever

Tuso: hold my black pearls

score 86 · Answer 20 · 2017-07-29T19:16:09+00:00

It has told us the way charlie.The way to Candy Mountain!The land of sweet sugary goodness