Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

There once was this sh*t that was in the sea
You tame it with all your honey
In half an hour its come and gone
Now curse the sea titanosuar
So he will dissapear
And he will take your kidney too!
Now he has come and gone back to candy mountain
Now sing it to the beat of "wellerman" :)
More Liopleurodon Funny Tips
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
IT'S A MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON CHARLIE, ITS GOING TO SHOW US THE WAY TO CANDY MOUNTAIN *gargling growly noises* (man I love Charlie the unicorn).
Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" ΓΌp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Where are the underwater bee hives?
Bro the pleasio lost its long neck and is now stuck with a short one-
Pleasiosaurus= ββββββββββ:)
Lioplurodon. = β:(
(The lines are the necks)