Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There once was this sh*t that was in the sea
You tame it with all your honey
In half an hour its come and gone
Now curse the sea titanosuar
So he will dissapear
And he will take your kidney too!
Now he has come and gone back to candy mountain
Now sing it to the beat of "wellerman" :)
More Liopleurodon Funny Tips
Dude urgently needs braces
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BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
IN MY FOUR YEARS OF ARK I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE CLUCKERS
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
Follow it, find a unicorn. Find the unicorn, find candy mountain. All hail the Banana King (which hilariously is my nickname.
Look at the picture and pretend it's saying "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" ΓΌp is this made you laugh -DARKSTAR
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
Where are the underwater bee hives?