One day I was riding my itch and while exploring the bottom of the ocean, I see one of these things GIANT fin. I almost had a heart attack and swam back up as fast as I could.
Lip: i am the rarest under water tame ever
Tuso: hold my black pearls
BEHOLD THE MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS!
Whatever you do dont follow him to candy mountain, he will steal your kidney
Honestly, you'll wake up missing a kidney. Would not recommend.
Sea dinosaurs that eat honey? HOW DO THEY GET HONEY FROM UNDERWATER?
You: tames the creature then names it Leo
30 minutes later
Leo: I’m going back to China
Leo: if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dont tame these… they only tame for abt 30 mins and they decide they don’t like u anymore. Take ur shiz- and I quote- “peace homie” they be gone. Just like the top tip’s ex!
Dont follow him.just dont.he will take you to candy mountain.as nice as candy mountain sounds it's not.upvoote
There once was this sh*t that was in the sea
You tame it with all your honey
In half an hour its come and gone
Now curse the sea titanosuar
So he will dissapear
And he will take your kidney too!
Now he has come and gone back to candy mountain
Now sing it to the beat of "wellerman" :)