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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Welcome to George's cooking show. I am going to tell you how to make giga pancakes.
Step one: tame as many gigas as your heart desires.
Step two: start the fight.
Step three: get all your gigas right next to the kings foot.
Step four: ( if you want to ) kill the king titan and see the aftermath of the floating pancake gigas.
And that is the end of George's cooking showsee you again soon!!!
Me:All right let's do this 💪
Terminal:Are you sure you want to do this?
Me:Of course I have a bunch of stuf 100 gigas, all of the titans, 1000 crystal and normal wyverns, and I also have every 1 on the sever in a mek of course I can do this.
Terminal:(fine if you want it that way the here)OK i believe you.
Me:OK let's do this.
(King titan comes)you dare challenge me u summon my friends overseer, dragon, broodmother, gigapithocus, forest titan, ice titan, desert titan,Fenrier, queen crystal wyvern, manticore, let's show what we can do.
Me:Poops oh 😳 I give up.
I killed this guy with a spear and my dodo.
J.K I actually summoned it with all my tasks and saw that it was big so while my tames
fought and died I ran
Also
You
Are in a trap
Hehehe
I want some KFC
Sincerely,
J
E
D
I
Jedi
Trap is still going
Still going
Fortnite sucks
My thumb hurts from typing
Okay bye
THE END
Dodo: do do do do do
Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!
Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?
Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.
Allo: eezee!
Yuty: I’d like to see you try.
Rex: yeah yutyrannis.
Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?
Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.
Titano: neither can I.
Desert titan:snickers*
Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.
Forest titan: imbeciles.
King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.
Me in creative mode: try me.