POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???

Crowd:YEAH!

Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN

crowd: WOOOOHHH

king titan: steps onto stage

Narrator: oooohhh noooo….

King titan: oops

( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )

Real men will use a bola and club

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly…

TO TAME HIM YOU NEED TO HACC

— plastic bag

I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...

I’d say your dead

Don't click read more.

Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

Giga:"I'm the biggest thing in ARK

king titen:what did you say

Giga:*faints*

I killed this guy with a spear and my dodo.

J.K I actually summoned it with all my tasks and saw that it was big so while my tames

fought and died I ran

Also

You

Are in a trap

Hehehe

I want some KFC

Sincerely,

J

E

D

I

Jedi

Trap is still going

Still going

Fortnite sucks

My thumb hurts from typing

Okay bye

THE END

Dodo: do do do do do

Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!

Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?

Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.

Allo: eezee!

Yuty: I’d like to see you try.

Rex: yeah yutyrannis.

Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?

Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.

Titano: neither can I.

Desert titan:snickers*

Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.

Forest titan: imbeciles.

King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.

Me in creative mode: try me.

King Titan: *sneezes*

A tornado spawns at its feet 🌪️🌪️

So this guy still doesn’t have a pic for him ITS BEEN TWO YEARS NOW!! So I hope people can sees this

My tribe summoned and we flew our 35 gasbags above it. We then fired 35 grappling hooks thru it’s head and heaved it up. Slowly. All of our gasbags with 6000+ weight could barely move... we slowly carried it up, up, up... a grapple line snapped... we began to sink... 5 more gasbags flew in, and 5 more grapple line connected. We flew up, our gasbags were running out of oxygen. The sanctuary was a speck below us. We realeased the Titan, and plugged it with thousands of bullets. It was streaming purple blood, then it impacted the ground, leaving a massive crater. Stunned, we watched as it began to rise. Our gasbags passed out. As it readied it’s arm to crush us all, a massive sword pierced it’s corrupted heart. It fell. The mega Mek. We had won. We threw our gear on our unconscious gasbags. Then. We beat the game.

P.S. do not actually try this, you will lose and die.

Real man use a pike and a dodo.

What would happen if Godzilla attacks king titan? Would they dab up each other?