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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Imagine a King Titan on Alpha difficulty walking up to your base in the sanctuary while your not at your base then when you come back to base you see a Alpha King Titan tearing through your tames execpt the titans and the 4 meks you have. Thankfully you beat the beta king Titan already so you have the module to make the mega Mek you use the mega Mek and titans to bring the Alpha King Titan down.
I killed this guy with a spear and my dodo.
J.K I actually summoned it with all my tasks and saw that it was big so while my tames
fought and died I ran
Also
You
Are in a trap
Hehehe
I want some KFC
Sincerely,
J
E
D
I
Jedi
Trap is still going
Still going
Fortnite sucks
My thumb hurts from typing
Okay bye
THE END
Dodo: do do do do do
Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!
Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?
Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.
Allo: eezee!
Yuty: I’d like to see you try.
Rex: yeah yutyrannis.
Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?
Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.
Titano: neither can I.
Desert titan:snickers*
Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.
Forest titan: imbeciles.
King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.
Me in creative mode: try me.