Real men will use a bola and club

Never be able to scroll again

I’ve pressed return on my phone to many times 😭

Can’t stop now

Space level is oVeR 9000 uppp if u get reference

Still going

Bye

Sike

This is actually the end

Don't click read more.

Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

If you go in your base when you tame something nothing happens

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

Godzilla vs kong? Nooooo. Upgrade.

King titan cs megapithecus? 🤙🤙🤙

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

Just kick your friend in the balls and run

Wow I didn’t know this was doom eternal

Real men use fists and a

Insta kill gun

Dodo: do do do do do

Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!

Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?

Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.

Allo: eezee!

Yuty: I’d like to see you try.

Rex: yeah yutyrannis.

Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?

Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.

Titano: neither can I.

Desert titan:snickers*

Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.

Forest titan: imbeciles.

King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.

Me in creative mode: try me.

I killed this guy with a spear and my dodo.

J.K I actually summoned it with all my tasks and saw that it was big so while my tames

fought and died I ran

Also

You

Are in a trap

Hehehe

I want some KFC

Sincerely,

J

E

D

I

Jedi

Trap is still going

Still going

Fortnite sucks

My thumb hurts from typing

Okay bye

THE END

Me: see’s king titan

King titan: boi I’m gonna f*ck you up.

Me: has admin gun:

King titan: sh*t

Ark devs: Alright, so here is our next creature to add to ark, godzi*ahem* THE KING TITAN

Look with the 1 million damage attack JUST CALL 'IM SON GOKU

Want me to stop ok

DINOKING57 level 105 WAS SQUISHED BY ALPHA KING TITAN LEVEL 5,000,000,000

Do not click

I told you don’t

Stop

I have an admin gun and I am not afraid to use it

This is a trap

I told you

I’m hungry hbu

The end

The end.

Ok for real this is the end

JK

Bye

All titans in the ARK.

Koala on steroids.

Manta on steroids.

Groot on steroids.

And

Steroids on steroids