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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dodo: do do do do do
Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!
Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?
Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.
Allo: eezee!
Yuty: I’d like to see you try.
Rex: yeah yutyrannis.
Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?
Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.
Titano: neither can I.
Desert titan:snickers*
Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.
Forest titan: imbeciles.
King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.
Me in creative mode: try me.
I killed this guy with a spear and my dodo.
J.K I actually summoned it with all my tasks and saw that it was big so while my tames
fought and died I ran
Also
You
Are in a trap
Hehehe
I want some KFC
Sincerely,
J
E
D
I
Jedi
Trap is still going
Still going
Fortnite sucks
My thumb hurts from typing
Okay bye
THE END