Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

King titan vs Chuck norris who wins

Honestly godzilla wins because godzilla knows titanus doug

King titan: hey godzilla have you ever been such a threat to life that you forced a genius woman to become a digital goddess

Godzilla: no but have you ever been escorted by the entire US military and do you even have a wife

Helena: the king titan is the end of the world if not stopped

Grug:king titan rhymes with grug

Helena(breathes in to calm down)

Godzilla:tries not laughing cause grug annoying Helena

Helena:the king titan could end the world

Godzilla: I have an idea

Helena:what

Godzilla:lets send grug to mentally damage king titan by saying rhymes with grug

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

Would the lore alpha king titan be able to destroy the 3310 nokia

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

If goji guy made a vid about godzilla vs this thing I think king would wi- Y DID GOJI GUY MAKE IT THIS WAY IM SCARED FOR LIFE (if u know u know)

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

If you got close enough to press the Dododex button...

I’d say your dead

Don't click read more.

Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

Real men tame this with a dodo.

Dodo: do do do do do

Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!

Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?

Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.

Allo: eezee!

Yuty: I’d like to see you try.

Rex: yeah yutyrannis.

Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?

Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.

Titano: neither can I.

Desert titan:snickers*

Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.

Forest titan: imbeciles.

King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.

Me in creative mode: try me.

So this guy still doesn’t have a pic for him ITS BEEN TWO YEARS NOW!! So I hope people can sees this

Real man use a pike and a dodo.

My tribe summoned and we flew our 35 gasbags above it. We then fired 35 grappling hooks thru it’s head and heaved it up. Slowly. All of our gasbags with 6000+ weight could barely move... we slowly carried it up, up, up... a grapple line snapped... we began to sink... 5 more gasbags flew in, and 5 more grapple line connected. We flew up, our gasbags were running out of oxygen. The sanctuary was a speck below us. We realeased the Titan, and plugged it with thousands of bullets. It was streaming purple blood, then it impacted the ground, leaving a massive crater. Stunned, we watched as it began to rise. Our gasbags passed out. As it readied it’s arm to crush us all, a massive sword pierced it’s corrupted heart. It fell. The mega Mek. We had won. We threw our gear on our unconscious gasbags. Then. We beat the game.

P.S. do not actually try this, you will lose and die.