I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?
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This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.
Ark devs: Alright, so here is our next creature to add to ark, godzi*ahem* THE KING TITAN
A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food
Dodo: do do do do do
Dilophosaurus: guys I found some free KFC!
Chalicotherium: hey, twinky. Wanna see if there an afterlife?
Carno: I might ask the same question to you, chal.
Yuty: I’d like to see you try.
Rex: yeah yutyrannis.
Spino: anyone wanna fight me!?
Giga: I can’t hand down that opportunity.
Titano: neither can I.
Ice titan: your kinda funny desert titan.
Forest titan: imbeciles.
King titan to Rockwell: hold my beer buddy, hold my beer.
Me in creative mode: try me.
(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!
(Giga) are you sure about that?
(Titano) you 2 are midgets.
(Desert Titan) no u smol
(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.
(Groot Titan) you all small!
(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.
Real men fight with there fists
1 second later
Your character human has been killed by a level 1 king titan
Me: well shoot
Me: see’s king titan
King titan: boi I’m gonna f*ck you up.
Me: has admin gun:
King titan: sh*t
Well I killed this thing with a couple of dodos and a
Jk I’ve never played extinction before
also your in a trap
I want a BLT damnit
still going lol
I swear to frick if this just turns into just a paragraph ima kill somthing
*tranqs you and tames you*
new tame yey
this is goin on for a sec
ok that’s a long pause
wow you could just speed scroll to the end
you sped down here didn’t you
my nose hurts for some reason
ok this is over now I have a life to live