Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

(Helena be like) save the world from the element corruption

(You) bet

( Helena) but theirs a catch

(You) ok what is it

(Helena) you have to kill arks version of godzilla

(You) no screw you screw earth I'm out cya never ya stupid woman

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

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Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die