Real men will use a bola and club

POV Jurassic world be like: rrr uuuuu rrreeeeaaadddyyyy fffooorrr aaa nnnneeeeewwww diiiiinnnnnoooo???

Crowd:YEAH!

Narrator:alright! We call this one the KING TITAN

crowd: WOOOOHHH

king titan: steps onto stage

Narrator: oooohhh noooo….

King titan: oops

( since he was so fat he imploded the stage )

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

I killed the other Titans with my EVO giga but when I got to this guy had to bring my 2 acrocanthosaurs cuz that dude is really hard to kill with only my giga

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.

it’s a lizard!

it’s Godzilla!

it’s the respawn screen!

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops