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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the king titan? Funny king titan jokes submitted by ARK players.
In a small bunker about 1 mile north of the soon to be destroyed tek city.
"Hello every one and thank you for joining us to day. Now I know some rumors have been going around that some kind of [email protected]#$ing godzilla is on his way to put it hardly kill us all, and to put it lightly, well he will make the arks malfunction and cause a good chunk of this place to be deleted from the world. But we have good news. He now has a laser breath attack that we discovered just a few sec-
*ear splitting noise*
"Well there's our ride"
Mr guy who talks to much was killed
Random Boi was killed
Chibi pet snow owl was killed
Element lover was killed
Element hater was killed
Random spy was killed
Nuke detonator was killed
WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT was killed
Guy who sees all and nothing was killed
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