Real men will use a bola and club

I actually defeated this guy with a few hundred maxed out dodos. Pretty epic, right gamers?

This creature is massive abomination!.... just like Fortnite.

Godzilla: How da hell you spell show-furr?

King Titan: Chauffeur.

GZ: OOOO

Fancy-Pants

Rich McGee over here!

[__] you.

This is what we get after ark watches too much Godzilla

A nice dose of ForceTame is all you need. Its his favorite food

Don't click read more.

Too late

I'm hungry

Press up

Happy new year

Wow™

Press up r die

No preparation needed. Just punch it or club it, maybe tranq arrows, and plop a few mejos in their mouth. Poof, you’ve tamed a dodo. Wait. This is king titan. Whoops

(Rex) I am the biggest Dino!

(Giga) are you sure about that?

(Titano) you 2 are midgets.

(Desert Titan) no u smol

(Ice Titan) you guys tiny.

(Groot Titan) you all small!

(King Titan to mega mek) Hold my beer.