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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a kapro army on the server I play on. I keep every single one I breed. Here Is what I named all of kapros(these would never fit into a single tip in names section). Males-Yeetus Deletus, Dark Lord Yeetus, Yeetster, Yeetilla, Benson Mcyeets, Yeetorias, [insert yeet name here].
Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)
Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)
Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3
I got a bad ass alfa kaprosuchus
It used to just jump on you.....NOW IT JUMPS ON YOU AND DRAGS YOU INTO THE SWAMP/WATER!!
So basically a sarco on steroids 😐
Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"
Kapro: I bet I can fit your whole body in my mouth!
Human: please don’t
Human: please don’t
Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.
A real man punches this to kill it.
Filler
Filler
The first time I saw one of these I was very curious so I went for a closer look but before I could it started tuning twards my I thought hu it's kinda fast then I found out the hard way that the suckers can jump! SARED ME SO FRICKEN BAD!? But I have fast reaction time... and a sword so I killed it before it dragged me to the water. Always be carful with these guys.. OR SUFFER THE CONCENQUENCES!
Tip on how to find a high level one, go to he swamp with your highest level ptero and land where it looks really safe then prepare yourself with maybe a salad or an appetizer. 10/10 would die again
Ate my whole family. Disappointed in this. 2 stars on Yelp.
The Kaprosuchus - Making the swamp a strictly no-fly zone.
The Thylacoleo - Making the redwoods a strictly no-fly zone.
The Raptor - Making the forests a strictly no-fly zone.
The Purlovia - Making the snow biome a strictly no-fly zone.
The Thylacoleo - Making the redwoods a strictly no-fly zone.
The Raptor - Making the forests a strictly no-fly zone.
The Purlovia - Making the snow biome a strictly no-fly zone.
Roar why does every picture have its mouth open
These guys are the reason murky waters are not safe. They can some how detect you and set up like a rocket launcher.
I remember when the Kapro was released, I went on a CP run (before I knew of the swamp cave) when I realized it. I thought it was a Sarco and decided to go closer to check it's level, it showed no hesitance and snatched me off my Beelzebufo, dragging me into Swamp water hell. I luckily survived, but not without 7 leeches on me, and leech disease ;-;
What are you doing in my swamp?!
Two words and two words only:
"Surprise bitch"
"Surprise bitch"
My kapro was fighting bores on a cliff then it jumped of the cliff and landed in a pool with 2dire wolves alpha it lasted 10 min?
I was riding trough the swamp casually on my raptor and he came out of no where knocked me off my mount and ate me before i recovered from the shock of where tf he came from