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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-17T02:23:29+00:00

am i the only guy who keeps a pit of wild kapros?

score 5 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-18T02:49:12+00:00

I’m a Kapro I will take you Kaptive in my mouth.

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-12T04:15:12+00:00

I saw a tip that said an argy should be able to carry it.

Wdym carry it?

It'll carry you and send you to the appstore to delete the game

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-18T20:13:36+00:00

If u see one u will see ten more

score 350 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-01T13:08:37+00:00

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-07T20:30:36+00:00

Kap: sees me

Kap: target sighted

Me who just wanted to tame one : throws bola

Kap: oh no i’m stuck

Also kap: still jumps and kills me

score 235 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-21T03:28:45+00:00

You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

score 726 · Answer 8 · 2017-07-15T04:26:45+00:00

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-06T14:48:23+00:00

If you are reading this, it’s already too late……

score 163 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-02T03:58:04+00:00

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

score 12 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-04T10:28:51+00:00

One of these things was spotted in Florida

score 191 · Answer 12 · 2020-07-18T14:14:35+00:00

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

score 9 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-13T14:08:36+00:00

Shrek Alligator wants you out of their swamp

score 39 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-19T18:22:19+00:00

Me: *exists near swamp*

Kapro: Hippity-Hoppity-You-Are-Now-My-Property

score 355 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-07T14:15:14+00:00

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

score 96 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-21T17:09:56+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They will steal your raptor

And quite possibly you

score 33 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-07T00:17:16+00:00

Kapro: hello there

Survivor: hello there

Kapro: uhh wrong script

Survivor: oh ok, here it is

*clears throat

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

score 121 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-27T18:00:38+00:00

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2022-04-23T19:29:37+00:00

When you have your best gear in your best flyer and you land for Stamina in the swap kapros: Bonjour

score 94 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-29T20:46:23+00:00

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.

Like if relatable.