Me: walking through the swamp with my friend that just started. My friend: oh look it’s a croc let’s tame it! Me again: ok sure. My friend again: YOU B/TCH!

When I was in the swamp I saw a jumping crocodile leap out of the mangroves!!! Suddenly I found myself punching a croc in the sky! It was hillarious!! ( I won just by punching)

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

My younger brother hates this thing so much that he is scared to go near swamps in irl I think he has found his paralysis demon

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Ahh yes an alligator arise from hell

Hmmm this sarco is kinda small

_ famous last words _

I like swamp. (Final words while sad accordion music plays)

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They will steal your raptor

And quite possibly you

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

Me walking through the the swamp on my raptor I get jumped by a kapro here’s the funny part it grabbed my raptor

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.

Like if relatable.

Me: Walking peacefully near the swamps.

Kapro: YEET!

Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.

Me and my brother were in the swamp and I wanted to get out of the swamp so I started swimming across all ark players would know that that would be a bad idea I got jumped by a Kapro I didn't level health at all so I died immediately 🤗

Me and my brother were in the swamp and I wanted to get out of the swamp so I started swimming across all ark players would know that that would be a bad idea I got jumped by a Kapro I didn't level health at all so I died immediately 🤗