Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

I was with my tribe and we were looking for beezlebuffos but when
We thought we found one boy did we get jumped by 5 of them we ran out the swamp and back home we can't leave the house withe being grabbed and eaten so can I get rip fo math tribe

Me and my raptor were looking for a unicorn I saw a kapro I wanted to kill it to get some arrows then the kapro was chasing me he grabbed my raptor and he killed my raptor.

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

Kidnapper Crocodile. A helpful tip should have more words

When these things appear in scorched earth, they just immediately add florida to the Australian Outback and I hate it

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

So I was moving around with some pack of dinos and then 4 of these hop on us, I wasn't even in a swamp, then they hit me and I flew away and I pressed on dododex quick so I can stay away, I'm in the sea and 4 of them are following, may I rest in peace?

Hippity hoppity ur now my property or rickety roll I know yeet your soul

These things are the embodiment of the phrase "get out of my swamped"

Me when a see a kaprosuchus: oh kraprosuchus.

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

Make sure to bring the nipple boi to get this homie away

Me: sets one toe in swamp
Every kapro in 5 mile radius: you yeed your haw

OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.

I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.

I have a kapro army on the server I play on. I keep every single one I breed. Here Is what I named all of kapros(these would never fit into a single tip in names section). Males-Yeetus Deletus, Dark Lord Yeetus, Yeetster, Yeetilla, Benson Mcyeets, Yeetorias, [insert yeet name here].

Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)