me:*me just chilling*
sarco: n hes name is sarco cena

this thing killed me n 4of my friends n we desided”u know what lets pnch this level 200 to the death”

i just tamed a level 350 gega n i puted it in a cyro pad n 270 bastards comes n launches me n killes me n im done n add to that i turned off death beam n i couldnt find my body!!!

Killed me twice in two days.
Day 1,
Firstly, my pike broke when fighting titanoboas but I killed them with my sarco which is my best creature.
Secondly, this lovely bastard eats me while I tame a baryonex after turning my sarco on passive so it wouldn't one shot the Barry.
Thirdly, forget to replace bed because I had to destroy it for my fabricator so I spawn in the middle of nowhere.
Fourthly, ragequit and delete world.

Day 2,
Firstly, make new world go to tame another Barry on my best Dino (another sarco) yet again my pike broke and this bastard ate me.
Secondly, almost ragequit but I have another sarco at my base and the saddles aren't too hard to make.
Hopefully tomorrow is better.
Note to self. TAKE TWO PIKES!

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

This thing glitches while I’m on my giga and steals him from me when I catch up it was level three F

They are The Thylos of the swamp

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.

I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

These guys were my favorite Dino even before I started playing ark. When I encountered one I was overjoyed! Too bad I was on a boat and it dismounted me and I lost all my stuff. BEWARE: BOATS CAN GO WITHOUT YOU. BIG OOF. Vote for others to see this!

I have a kapro army on the server I play on. I keep every single one I breed. Here Is what I named all of kapros(these would never fit into a single tip in names section). Males-Yeetus Deletus, Dark Lord Yeetus, Yeetster, Yeetilla, Benson Mcyeets, Yeetorias, [insert yeet name here].

Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)

That’s a weird crocodile!




*gets violated*

So a wyvern can pick up a carno, a giant lizard that weighs 100s of pounds, but not a crocodile that can barely carry a human?

When it takes you to the ocean away from the swamp the kapro be like "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"

Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.

Wow. Why did I spawn on the crystal isles beach. So.Many.Kapros