AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro

I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

My friend tamed one of these and is still prank in me

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Roses are red

Violets are blue

They will steal your raptor

And quite possibly you

Bro should apply for the Olympic long jump and represent his country… FOR THE SWAMP!!!

BE NICE he doesn’t know about personal space

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.

Me: *exists near swamp*

Kapro: Hippity-Hoppity-You-Are-Now-My-Property

A real man punches this to kill it.

Filler

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.

Like if relatable.

Keep your eyes wide open for Jumpscaresuchus

I have a kapro army on the server I play on. I keep every single one I breed. Here Is what I named all of kapros(these would never fit into a single tip in names section). Males-Yeetus Deletus, Dark Lord Yeetus, Yeetster, Yeetilla, Benson Mcyeets, Yeetorias, [insert yeet name here].

Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)

Me: spends one second in the swamp

Kapros: Bonjour

Kapro: hello there

Survivor: hello there

Kapro: uhh wrong script

Survivor: oh ok, here it is

*clears throat

AAAAAAAHHHHHH