Hey kid wants some candy. *kidnaps me of my thyla*

Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

What is that thing. 🤔 A dumby.

You see it

It sees you

It lunges at you

For you chezburgers

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I don’t mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww it’s so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

So I arrived to my base to see that my spino was spinning around standing up and trying to slap something I then saw that a kapro got to my base somehow even though I live nowhere near the swamp anyways the kapro was kidnapping my raptor while trying to avoid getting slapped this was probably one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in ark… I went in and made all my tames calm down then I knocked out the kapro. Yeet is now level 40 and doing perfectly fine

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"

Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"