Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.

THE ULTIMATE DODO STEALER MWHAHAHAHAHA and good jumper 2nd to rock drake

That’s a weird crocodile!




*gets violated*

OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.

I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

These guys were my favorite Dino even before I started playing ark. When I encountered one I was overjoyed! Too bad I was on a boat and it dismounted me and I lost all my stuff. BEWARE: BOATS CAN GO WITHOUT YOU. BIG OOF. Vote for others to see this!

So a wyvern can pick up a carno, a giant lizard that weighs 100s of pounds, but not a crocodile that can barely carry a human?