Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Me: *exists near swamp*
Kapro: Hippity-Hoppity-You-Are-Now-My-Property
More Kaprosuchus Funny Tips
Me and my pteranodon weβre flying over a swamp but I wasnβt keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect
You see it
It sees you
It lunges at you
For you chezburgers
1 like = 1 noob getting killed by a kapro
Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3
This guy is the βSURPRISE MUDAFUKAβ of Ark like for agreement
I donβt mind them..........I HATE THEM NOW THEY KILLED MY LVL 600 REX IMA DESTROY ALL OF THEM oh dang these are cute FOCIS I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL awwwww itβs so cute WAIT I GOTTA GET REVENGE FOR DEMON NUGGET 1up =1 rip for demon nugget the Rex
Walking around Scorched Earth dying of thirst, oh look a watering hole. Is that a mini Sarco swimming towards me? " You were killed by lvl 1 Kaprosuchus"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They will steal your raptor
And quite possibly you
So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.
Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank
Kapro: βEllo neighbor.
Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten
Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.
Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized
Going through the swamp to avoid open waters with a buddy and needless to say he died by titanoboa. Respawned on the boat and goes to get his stuff (I'm still in the driver seat) and out of no where one of these things jumps out of the water and lawn darts him off the boat and into the water behind the boat. I'm dying laughing, he's dying laughing. Good times.