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What are some funny jokes or stories about the kaprosuchus? Funny kaprosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.
I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.
The first time I saw one of these I was very curious so I went for a closer look but before I could it started tuning twards my I thought hu it's kinda fast then I found out the hard way that the suckers can jump! SARED ME SO FRICKEN BAD!? But I have fast reaction time... and a sword so I killed it before it dragged me to the water. Always be carful with these guys.. OR SUFFER THE CONCENQUENCES!