Me; oh hey new ark update!
Ark; we have added killer crocodiles.
Me; eh seems like something easy to tame!
*dies*
*5 years later.*
Me; oh ark update!
Ark; the killer crocodiles can now be found where ever there is water.
Me; fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu...............
Press ups so ark DOESNT see this- :/

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

That’s a weird crocodile!




*gets violated*

OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.

I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

THE ULTIMATE DODO STEALER MWHAHAHAHAHA and good jumper 2nd to rock drake

So a wyvern can pick up a carno, a giant lizard that weighs 100s of pounds, but not a crocodile that can barely carry a human?