Me and my pteranodon we’re flying over a swamp but I wasn’t keeping an eye on the stamina so he went down into the swamp and boom! YOUR PTERANODON WAS KILLED BY KAPROSUCHUS Upvoot for respect

This guy is the “SURPRISE MUDAFUKA” of Ark like for agreement

Having a hard time findind these? Go land for stamina on your best bird with all your best gear in the swamp and you are guaranteed to find at least 3

So I was flying over the swamp on my poor little pteranodon not watching my stamina and my pteranodon starts to land and all of a sudden five frickin kapros pop was it of nowhere and kill me and my Dino.
Like if relatable.

Me(noob): spawns at an easy location next to a river bank

Kapro: ‘Ello neighbor.

Me: spawns at a different easy location after being eaten

Rex: Life is a harsh reality mate.

Me irl: crouches in a corner traumatized

They are The Thylos of the swamp

OOF ME, I was in my argy doing the How Do You Do pursuit. I saw my target, they were riding a sarco so I swooped down but landed in a pond swamp thing, a kapro grabbed me and tried to drag me in the ocean(I’m TERRIFIED of the water) so I desperately fought with my fists because I was too scared to grab my sword. I ended up killing it and almost lost my precious argy, Hera.

I Survived The Kapro Attack Of Ark.

These guys were my favorite Dino even before I started playing ark. When I encountered one I was overjoyed! Too bad I was on a boat and it dismounted me and I lost all my stuff. BEWARE: BOATS CAN GO WITHOUT YOU. BIG OOF. Vote for others to see this!

I have a kapro army on the server I play on. I keep every single one I breed. Here Is what I named all of kapros(these would never fit into a single tip in names section). Males-Yeetus Deletus, Dark Lord Yeetus, Yeetster, Yeetilla, Benson Mcyeets, Yeetorias, [insert yeet name here].

Females-Yeeterella, Dr.Yeet, Mutated Yeeter, Yeetoria, there was another but I forgot it, but it definitely had a yeet in it. (Plz help! I’m running out of yeet names! I need more ideas!)