Nemos seagulls are in ark now

MINE MINE MINE

How the igthy was created

It got tired of asking for grapes so it stole some. And stole some other stuff

I remember I was playing on a private map and this bird once stole my axe while I was cutting down trees and I couldn’t kill it on time and it ended up eating my axe.

Who else hates this creature it steals your food

I hate them. Please kill them when you see one.

I hate you, you are the bane of my existence

“Nothing I could do but run, when these birds attacked me. When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughing…”

Real men kill it with a Alpha king Titan

Stole 250 narcotics while trying to knock out a quetzal at red obilisk

it’s literally the “mine” seagull because he takes your stuff

6yo kid: look mommy, it’s a baby pelagornis!

Mom: no son, RUN!!!!!

Bro stole my level 210 wyvern egg

I found two giant Ceol once the first one got eaten by these prehistoric pelicans and the same thing happened to the second. I got a photo though. Also, I AM NOT A FISH YOU LITERAL BIRD BRAINS!

I saw one and he flap his funny wing and... I should probably tell about death gripper instead. Once I tamed a dodo, I named it death gripper we adventured together we tamed two Dillos together after we tamed those dillos we started to make a base. One of these stupid things swooped down and took death gripper! He was flying around holding death gripper by the neck. Death gripper died to one of thes idiots. He was my first Dino too.😢😢😢

My friend tried out ark for the first time and he told me that he instantly died to a “pigeon” I was trying to tell time that it was more likely an Ichthyornis, but he just kept saying “pigeon” 🤣

Up to get these stupid ,dumb ,idiotic things out of ARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:/-DO IT NOW

At least you can get your stuff back from a pegomastax.

They stole my meat, my hide, and now my pterodactyl… freak you stupid birds

Of course they give us a airborne pego

Rockin'

Rockin' and rollin'

Down to the beach am strollin'

But Ichthys pock at my head

Not fun!

I said "Ichthys...Mmgh!

Stop it now!"

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hah

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hah

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Hah!

Everyone told me

Not to stroll on that beach

Said Ichthys gonna come

Poke me in the implant

And they did

And they did

Had me goin' like

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Nothing I could do but yell

When these birds attacked me

When I tried to run I fell

Then these kids start laughing

And then hmm...

Got hit in the leg with a bola

Where'd it come from?

Now run, run, run jump!

I can be your backpack while you run

Run,run,run jump!

Now stop

Put me down

(Skipped some irreverent stuff here)

Hey what's that stank?

(Jerboa) you put a fish in our basket!

Ha ha ha, oh yeah!

I forgot I did that

(Jerboa) You owe me an apology

Just hold your breathe and see

When the time is right Ichthys will bite your face

End