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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw one and he flap his funny wing and... I should probably tell about death gripper instead. Once I tamed a dodo, I named it death gripper we adventured together we tamed two Dillos together after we tamed those dillos we started to make a base. One of these stupid things swooped down and took death gripper! He was flying around holding death gripper by the neck. Death gripper died to one of thes idiots. He was my first Dino too.😢😢😢
Itcthyornis: Steals my bow
Me: Aww it’s fine I can craft another one
Ichthyornis: Steals all my tranq dart
Me: God damn wth man
Ichthyornis:Steals level Bub lvl 264 Giga In a cryopod
Me: How much worse can this game get?!
Ichthyornis: Steals my gf
Me: Pulls out homing missile rocket launcher