The bastard bird that ate my ferox

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

Stole 250 narcotics while trying to knock out a quetzal at red obilisk

Trying to tame lvl 150 Therizinosaurus at the beach on Official with 20 exceptional Kibble in my inventory hello darkness my old friend

So I can pick it up but a HUNDRED FOOT KILLER CRAB CAN!

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga


What was the second one again?

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

When I read the story of Greg I said buddy I'm pretty sure Greg will get wiped by pretty bord his melee damage is 8195.9 so 1v1 Greg vs pretty bord aka my mental support animal he will delete all my depression stay chill UwU watch your back Greg 😈

Ichthyornis stole your bronto egg
Ichthyornis stole your giga egg
Ichthyornis stole your youth
Ichthyornis seems to want to get murdered by a noob

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

Those are some nice narcotic stacks you got there...
It would be a shame if something...
“Happened” to them...

I once walked up to one of these with only my beer then i realised i had my mastercraft flak chest piece on.... it was next to my base now i have is taxidermy and he stands in my dead beasts room next to the compy’s

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Get these boys out of the game

‘An ichtyornis has stolen your longneck rifle!’

“Ichthyornis stole your narcotic!”
”Ichthyornis stole your tranq arrows!”
“Ichthyornis stole your cooked meat!”
“Ichthyornis stole your bronto egg!”
... Ichthyornis is about to get beat up.

When we started playing on a dedicated server it was our first intro to them. So we had no idea they where randomly aggressive and sneak thieves. We felt like idiots when they first attacked and it was 3 vs 3. The first thing I remember going was full stacks of food. Which they ate!?! I'm sitting there trying to equip a gun. Just as it finished the animation the bird took my rifle from my hands. Thank god they don't eat some things but here's a tip, they do eat tranq darts. WTF? The next thing that gets stolen from a tribesmate was a full stack of bio toxin. Yea the stuff that you use as a narcotic in taming. How does a tiny bird eat that and not pass out or even die? We did finally put them down and pick most our stuff off the ground but it's still ridiculous that they can eat narcotic, bio toxin, and tranq darts without falling asleep or dying.

Probably the most annoying thing...I tamed one and I burned it to death...

Stole my level 300 wyvern egg, ate it, and didn’t fall dead. John wick’s true form