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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-29T13:38:27+00:00

Annoying

Never tame

Worst Dino in game

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-28T12:49:46+00:00

Buurd, God of telekinesis, Shall become a dinosaur drib.

score 764 · Answer 3 · 2017-04-01T13:01:15+00:00

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-10-31T08:41:23+00:00

“Ichthyornis stole your Thatch Wall!” Me: I don’t need that. “Ichthyornis stole your Ramshackle Fabricated Pistol!” Me: I have a Journeyman one. “Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Lvl 500 Reaper King!” GIVE. ME. IT. NOW. BAD. BIRD.

score 332 · Answer 5 · 2017-05-28T16:49:25+00:00

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

score 335 · Answer 6 · 2017-04-01T09:50:34+00:00

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

score 137 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-30T21:50:58+00:00

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga

What was the second one again?

score 295 · Answer 8 · 2017-04-01T12:13:51+00:00

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

score 106 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-21T16:52:21+00:00

"Everyone told me

Not to stroll on that beach.

They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,

Poke me in the coconut.'

And they did.

And they did"

Props to you if you get this refrence :)

score 248 · Answer 10 · 2017-10-08T01:15:08+00:00

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

score 65 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-25T20:04:04+00:00

Why do seagulls fly over the sea🌊 Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels 🥯 Sorry but I had to “sea” if you liked that joke. Ok I will stop...

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-16T21:44:52+00:00

let’s all admit it… these are the worst creatures on ark

score 18 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-04T22:57:27+00:00

Bibody bopidy your loot is my property

score 73 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-23T12:56:26+00:00

“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”

It was useless

“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”

Wasn't fertilized anyway

“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”

WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-04T15:38:55+00:00

How can they manage to eat a rock drake egg

score 14 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-19T17:07:52+00:00

In a nutshell. A flying pegomastax with infinite stamina that can eat an entire stack of narco berries without falling asleep

score 81 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-28T16:15:28+00:00

Ichthyornis stole your mejoberry!

That's fine

Ichthyornis stole your 10 arrows

Well they can be crafted easily

Ichthyornis stole your Wyvern Egg

...

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-28T16:44:39+00:00

I’ll take your narcotics even if i take fish meat I will be dumb too thank you and haunt you even when your lvl 100 with lvl 100 giga and lvl 1 titan and when you tame me you have a 75% chance of killing me for fun I harass bobs From annoy beach bird.

score 10 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-28T21:05:42+00:00

They are VERY VERY VERY ANNOYING

score 70 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-25T17:38:27+00:00

Paint it green, call it a parrot, sail across the seven seas on a raft with a captains hat skin on. You’re now a pirate

No need to thank me