“Ichthyornis stole your narcotic!”
”Ichthyornis stole your tranq arrows!”
“Ichthyornis stole your cooked meat!”
“Ichthyornis stole your bronto egg!”
... Ichthyornis is about to get beat up.

Went with tribe mate to tame our first high level Trike on the beach. New to ark at the time, we were using crossbows and arrows. Got the Trike, knocked it out, and started berry taming it. Then the bird came. Stole our narco berries, arrows, and Mejo berries. I ran to pick more berries while I tasked my tribe mate with building a shelter around the tame, which was on a slight hill. As I’m picking berries, the bird is eating them out of my inventory. I return to find the bird plagueing my tribe mate so he had built walls and ceilings that (thanks to the hill) didn’t align. So he kept building and building layer after misaligned layer, but the bird kept coming through it all. It looked like “modern art”, with layers like an onion. The bird kept attacking, us the tame, and the structure. We were yelling and running to get more berries, materials, and tranks all while under attack. When tamed, we had to slowly break the trike out of the bunker layer at a time. LOL.

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

If the day comes when you must find me again, just give that coin to any man from the island and say these words to him: Valar Ichthyornis

Probably the most annoying thing...I tamed one and I burned it to death...

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

These fags are the bane of ark. I tried to attack one and it aggroed on me. But that's not all. It's friend instead of helping him attack me went for my tames on top of a hill. They all tried to attack him.Except for my sabertooth which wasn't touched which I'm very happy about but they all fell off the mountain near the beach and I had to get them all back up there after both the itchys were dead.

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Upvote to get theses fuckers taken out of the game

This monster of a bird is able to eat as many narcotic items as it is pleased to do so.

When we started playing on a dedicated server it was our first intro to them. So we had no idea they where randomly aggressive and sneak thieves. We felt like idiots when they first attacked and it was 3 vs 3. The first thing I remember going was full stacks of food. Which they ate!?! I'm sitting there trying to equip a gun. Just as it finished the animation the bird took my rifle from my hands. Thank god they don't eat some things but here's a tip, they do eat tranq darts. WTF? The next thing that gets stolen from a tribesmate was a full stack of bio toxin. Yea the stuff that you use as a narcotic in taming. How does a tiny bird eat that and not pass out or even die? We did finally put them down and pick most our stuff off the ground but it's still ridiculous that they can eat narcotic, bio toxin, and tranq darts without falling asleep or dying.

Stole my level 300 wyvern egg, ate it, and didn’t fall dead. John wick’s true form

Alfred Hitchcock was right. Bird are scary AF. It swarms over my house and takes my food. I can't live without being swarmed by flying pego's.

Me: yes I finally got an assault rifle!
Bird: oooo I haven’t stolen one of those in a while
Me: bring it on bird brain
Me: (pulls out sword)
Bird: mine
Me: thanos help me!
Thanos: but I’m watching your epic rage
Me: I kill u both
Me: (disarms thanos and snaps)
Me: I’m victorious 😀😀😀😀😂😀😀😀😀

Little known fact the ichthyornis hitbox while flying is so small, you can waste your entire large box of bullets trying to hit it only to die 37 times because to hell with these pieces of trash. How hasn't this been fixed.

arks first mistake was the pegomastax, now they essentially just gave it wings.):(
At least it looks better than the pego.

I found two giant Ceol once the first one got eaten by these prehistoric pelicans and the same thing happened to the second. I got a photo though. Also, I AM NOT A FISH YOU LITERAL BIRD BRAINS!

Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach am strollin'
But Ichthys pock at my head
Not fun!
I said "Ichthys...Mmgh!
Stop it now!"

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Hah!

Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said Ichthys gonna come
Poke me in the implant
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
Then these kids start laughing
And then hmm...
Got hit in the leg with a bola
Where'd it come from?

Now run, run, run jump!
I can be your backpack while you run
Run,run,run jump!
Now stop
Put me down

(Skipped some irreverent stuff here)

Hey what's that stank?
(Jerboa) you put a fish in our basket!
Ha ha ha, oh yeah!
I forgot I did that

(Jerboa) You owe me an apology
Just hold your breathe and see
When the time is right Ichthys will bite your face

End