Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

When we started playing on a dedicated server it was our first intro to them. So we had no idea they where randomly aggressive and sneak thieves. We felt like idiots when they first attacked and it was 3 vs 3. The first thing I remember going was full stacks of food. Which they ate!?! I'm sitting there trying to equip a gun. Just as it finished the animation the bird took my rifle from my hands. Thank god they don't eat some things but here's a tip, they do eat tranq darts. WTF? The next thing that gets stolen from a tribesmate was a full stack of bio toxin. Yea the stuff that you use as a narcotic in taming. How does a tiny bird eat that and not pass out or even die? We did finally put them down and pick most our stuff off the ground but it's still ridiculous that they can eat narcotic, bio toxin, and tranq darts without falling asleep or dying.

Upvote to get theses fuckers taken out of the game

Alfred Hitchcock was right. Bird are scary AF. It swarms over my house and takes my food. I can't live without being swarmed by flying pego's.

arks first mistake was the pegomastax, now they essentially just gave it wings.):(
At least it looks better than the pego.

I found two giant Ceol once the first one got eaten by these prehistoric pelicans and the same thing happened to the second. I got a photo though. Also, I AM NOT A FISH YOU LITERAL BIRD BRAINS!

At least you can get your stuff back from a pegomastax.

Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach am strollin'
But Ichthys pock at my head
Not fun!
I said "Ichthys...Mmgh!
Stop it now!"

Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Hah!

Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said Ichthys gonna come
Poke me in the implant
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like

Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa

Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
Then these kids start laughing
And then hmm...
Got hit in the leg with a bola
Where'd it come from?

Now run, run, run jump!
I can be your backpack while you run
Run,run,run jump!
Now stop
Put me down

(Skipped some irreverent stuff here)

Hey what's that stank?
(Jerboa) you put a fish in our basket!
Ha ha ha, oh yeah!
I forgot I did that

(Jerboa) You owe me an apology
Just hold your breathe and see
When the time is right Ichthys will bite your face

End

Kill it kill it kill them all on the jumbotron

Just tamed a dodo after a long break from the game. Doug returns was my dodo. Well my tribe was taming a trike this thing grabs my dodo and eats it up in the air. I pull out my pike and it disarmed me. I killed it with a crossbow. If you see one shot it with a crossbow plus they are easy to dodge

See this ascendant crossbow? It's mine now.

After I finally finished making my first water jar, I went over to the ocean to fill it up, and one of these pieces of garbage proceeds to steal and eat the jar.


I hope he internally bled out and died.

Stole 80 narcotics. Ate them all. Lived. No torpor done. I later tamed it and named it Charlie Sheen.

Do not carry stacks of narcotics around these things, I've lost 200 narcotics cuz these shitheads

Ranked #1 on torpor, this little shit stole 95 narcotics, ate them and didn’t knock out!

Fuck Face here ate my 100 Narcotic stack...how...he...not...pass...OUT!?!?