Those are some nice narcotic stacks you got there...

It would be a shame if something...

“Happened” to them...

One of these turds stole a 180 Ember crystal wyvern egg from me and ate it, so i returned the favor by blowing it up with a rocket launcher

BRO IT STOLE MY TEK RIFLE IM GONNA KILL THIS DUMB BIRD!

IT STOLE MY 500 NARCOTICS, DANG IT!

NO MY ELEMENT!

NOT MY CRYOPOD WITH A 301 TEK REX!

NOO IT STOLE MY 180 FIRE WYVERN EGG!

*Kills bird*

WHERE ARE MY ITEMS!?!?

Bibody bopidy your loot is my property

The trick to kill these guys are to sling shot them as they are swooping you.

-Nothosaur

“Ichthyornis stole your Thatch Wall!” Me: I don’t need that. “Ichthyornis stole your Ramshackle Fabricated Pistol!” Me: I have a Journeyman one. “Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Lvl 500 Reaper King!” GIVE. ME. IT. NOW. BAD. BIRD.

"An Ichthyornis stole your thatch wall!"

Hmm... That's okay, its useless.

"An Ichthyornis stole your 10x Tek Foundations!"

I have alot of them.

"An Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Level 303 Managamr!"

WTH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BEACH!!!!!!!

HOW TO KILL THIS THING

1. Craft the most powerful range weapon

2. Craft 100 ammo

3. Shoot it, but if you manage to kill it with one ammo, use the rest to shoot it's corpse.

Alfred Hitchcock was right. Bird are scary AF. It swarms over my house and takes my food. I can't live without being swarmed by flying pego's.

He attacc

He protecc

But most importantly

“A itchyornis stole your favorite snacc!”

This bird is a drunk monster who took all 84 of my narcotics

And on another world the same thing. Push the button to let people see

In a nutshell. A flying pegomastax with infinite stamina that can eat an entire stack of narco berries without falling asleep

arks first mistake was the pegomastax, now they essentially just gave it wings.):(

At least it looks better than the pego.

Ichthyornis stole your bronto egg

Ichthyornis stole your giga egg

Ichthyornis stole your youth

Ichthyornis seems to want to get murdered by a noob

Well… at least he’s actually gonna do something with the fish he stole from me! Unlike the time he stole my tranq arrows, is he trying to tame that bronto over there?

Would you rather fight 100 lvl 1 itchys with tek armor or fight 1 lvl 100 giga with your fists?

I’ll take the giga

Nemos seagulls are in ark now

MINE MINE MINE

I hate you with the most passion I can

Real men kill it with a Alpha king Titan

Who else hates this creature it steals your food