Every single time I have a full stack of narc about to go tame something one of these finds me and steals the narc

Thier are so many things i could say about this thing

Who else hates this creature it steals your food

Bibody bopidy your loot is my property

One of these turds stole a 180 Ember crystal wyvern egg from me and ate it, so i returned the favor by blowing it up with a rocket launcher

Nemos seagulls are in ark now

MINE MINE MINE

I didn't know u could tame these bastards.

Bro this thing once hit one of my dilophosaurus and the whole gang charged straight at the ichy 😂

Everything fun and jokes until this mf steals ur cryopod

Would you rather fight 100 lvl 1 itchys with tek armor or fight 1 lvl 100 giga with your fists?

I’ll take the giga

Bro stole my level 210 wyvern egg

“Ichthyornis stole your Thatch Wall!” Me: I don’t need that. “Ichthyornis stole your Ramshackle Fabricated Pistol!” Me: I have a Journeyman one. “Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Lvl 500 Reaper King!” GIVE. ME. IT. NOW. BAD. BIRD.

Weeks ago a built my base at the blue ob on ragnarock now I just made an ascendant long neck rifle that took 12000metal to make I went to test the gun on some sabers the same that killed my parasur I’ve had since day one, killed em all on my way back this stupid bird stole it so I kiled it and did not get my gun back one like equals one killed

Of course they give us a airborne pego

I'm betting pegomastax and ichthyornis are best buddies

Okay but seriously, imagine this:

You: *walking around base, getting goods*

That one guy: oi! Whatcha doin there?

You: getting stuff?

The guy: good! *whistles dozens of pegos and seagulls*

You: AAAAAAAAAAA

Your ascendant armor has been stolen!

Your ascendant longneck rifle has been stolen!

15 extraordinary kibble has been stolen!

200 narcotics have been stolen!

Your cryopod (level 275 Giga) has been stolen!

Some more stuff I can't think of has been stolen!

You in shambles:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

6yo kid: look mommy, it’s a baby pelagornis!

Mom: no son, RUN!!!!!

"An Ichthyornis stole your thatch wall!"

Hmm... That's okay, its useless.

"An Ichthyornis stole your 10x Tek Foundations!"

I have alot of them.

"An Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Level 303 Managamr!"

WTH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BEACH!!!!!!!

He attacc

He protecc

But most importantly

“A itchyornis stole your favorite snacc!”

In a nutshell. A flying pegomastax with infinite stamina that can eat an entire stack of narco berries without falling asleep

pegomastax: i'm the most annoying creature in the game

icthyornis: hold my beer