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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach am strollin'
But Ichthys pock at my head
Not fun!
I said "Ichthys...Mmgh!
Stop it now!"
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Hah!
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said Ichthys gonna come
Poke me in the implant
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
Then these kids start laughing
And then hmm...
Got hit in the leg with a bola
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run jump!
I can be your backpack while you run
Run,run,run jump!
Now stop
Put me down
(Skipped some irreverent stuff here)
Hey what's that stank?
(Jerboa) you put a fish in our basket!
Ha ha ha, oh yeah!
I forgot I did that
(Jerboa) You owe me an apology
Just hold your breathe and see
When the time is right Ichthys will bite your face
End
Seagull: Mine! ( steals your tranquilizer darts)
Player: … I hate seagulls
Seagull: ( steals ur spyglass)
Player: ( hears the eating noises) noooooo crystal is so hard to find on this map!
Seagull: (steals ur journeyman assault rifle)
Player: For gods sake… ( blasts seagull out of the sky)
( 10 more come for player)
Player: ( hyperventilating)
These guys are the most annoying thing in this game. Legos are number 2. Then Micro-Raptors. Then finally. Troodons. The reason these guys are the most annoying is because they steal your stuff. Eat it. And then you have to throw spears and other stuff to kill the darn thing as it circles above right out of your reach. Then you finally kill it. Just for your stuff not to be there. You agree right?
Itchynoris:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
me:..... make it stop
Itchy:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MI-
Me: pulls out shotgun STOP it
Itchy:MINE
Me:I'll ki- your shotgun has been stolen by a itchyornis
Also me: nooo
Itchy:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE