When u get an argentavis and see a icthyornis: revenge

Icthyornis stole ur argentavis

Person: wtf that’s illegal

My friend tried out ark for the first time and he told me that he instantly died to a “pigeon” I was trying to tell time that it was more likely an Ichthyornis, but he just kept saying “pigeon” 🤣

Ichthyornis: imma eat ur stack of bio tox now don’t mind me.

Me: um ok

Ichthyornis: imma eat ur journeymen longneck now don’t mind me.

Me: WHAT THE F-

This is what happens when a pego and argy have a kid

Hmm what should I pick? Rotten flesh? No. Amarberries? NO. Dodo egg? NO! The max level wyvern egg? Oh, how thoughtful you are! Thank you! Munch munch…

He stole and ate a cryopod with a magmasaur in it. Let’s just say he didn’t live long after

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Stole my level 300 wyvern egg, ate it, and didn’t fall dead. John wick’s true form

Get these boys out of the game

It ate my lamp. IN ONE BITE. HOW DID IT EAT A LANMP?!?!?!? ITS LONGER THAN ME! Also ate my fridge and that’s just like- B R U H

OKAY THATS IT. I’m done. I’m raising an army of dimorphodons for the sole purpose of murdering each and every one of these thievians

They are VERY VERY VERY ANNOYING

Itcthyornis: Steals my bow

Me: Aww it’s fine I can craft another one

Ichthyornis: Steals all my tranq dart

Me: God damn wth man

Ichthyornis:Steals level Bub lvl 264 Giga In a cryopod

Me: How much worse can this game get?!

Ichthyornis: Steals my gf

Me: Pulls out homing missile rocket launcher

One stolen my fertilized giga egg LVL300

It’s all fun and games until this guy steals your small pet

Once one of these guys stole 100 narcotics from me, ate it and was perfectly fine afterwards!

Beach Bob: yes! I finally have a ton of cooked meat!! Now I won’t starve!!!

Seagull:hahaha….FOOL!!!!

Beach Bob:😑😑😑😡😡😡🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

I remember I was playing on a private map and this bird once stole my axe while I was cutting down trees and I couldn’t kill it on time and it ended up eating my axe.

The bastard bird that ate my ferox

These guys are the most annoying thing in this game. Legos are number 2. Then Micro-Raptors. Then finally. Troodons. The reason these guys are the most annoying is because they steal your stuff. Eat it. And then you have to throw spears and other stuff to kill the darn thing as it circles above right out of your reach. Then you finally kill it. Just for your stuff not to be there. You agree right?

Kill it with fire.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!