They stole my meat, my hide, and now my pterodactyl… freak you stupid birds

Bro this thing once hit one of my dilophosaurus and the whole gang charged straight at the ichy 😂

It’s all fun and games until this guy steals your small pet

Hmm what should I pick? Rotten flesh? No. Amarberries? NO. Dodo egg? NO! The max level wyvern egg? Oh, how thoughtful you are! Thank you! Munch munch…

I'm betting pegomastax and ichthyornis are best buddies

Okay but seriously, imagine this:

You: *walking around base, getting goods*

That one guy: oi! Whatcha doin there?

You: getting stuff?

The guy: good! *whistles dozens of pegos and seagulls*

You: AAAAAAAAAAA

Your ascendant armor has been stolen!

Your ascendant longneck rifle has been stolen!

15 extraordinary kibble has been stolen!

200 narcotics have been stolen!

Your cryopod (level 275 Giga) has been stolen!

Some more stuff I can't think of has been stolen!

You in shambles:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ichthyornis: imma eat ur stack of bio tox now don’t mind me.

Me: um ok

Ichthyornis: imma eat ur journeymen longneck now don’t mind me.

Me: WHAT THE F-

When u get an argentavis and see a icthyornis: revenge

Icthyornis stole ur argentavis

Person: wtf that’s illegal

This is what happens when a pego and argy have a kid

I have loaded of c4 bombs in my inventory and one of these just stole the remote!😳💥

It ate my lamp. IN ONE BITE. HOW DID IT EAT A LANMP?!?!?!? ITS LONGER THAN ME! Also ate my fridge and that’s just like- B R U H

Stole my level 300 wyvern egg, ate it, and didn’t fall dead. John wick’s true form

They are VERY VERY VERY ANNOYING

Itcthyornis: Steals my bow

Me: Aww it’s fine I can craft another one

Ichthyornis: Steals all my tranq dart

Me: God damn wth man

Ichthyornis:Steals level Bub lvl 264 Giga In a cryopod

Me: How much worse can this game get?!

Ichthyornis: Steals my gf

Me: Pulls out homing missile rocket launcher

Get these boys out of the game

This guy took my 3 bolas just to drop 4 in return

One stolen my fertilized giga egg LVL300

Beach Bob: yes! I finally have a ton of cooked meat!! Now I won’t starve!!!

Seagull:hahaha….FOOL!!!!

Beach Bob:😑😑😑😡😡😡🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

we can all agree, seabird salad is all they’re good for.

-the red owl

Kill it with fire.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Hippidy hoppady your food is now my property