I hate them. Please kill them when you see one. | Ichthyornis Funny

1576 points 😂 Funny Jun 28, 2020 Report

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

1076 points 😂 Funny May 13, 2020 Report

I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO

773 points 😂 Funny Jan 4, 2021 Report

You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

755 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

405 points 😂 Funny May 28, 2017 Report

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

157 points 😂 Funny Jan 14, 2023 Report

He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

The trick to kill these guys are to sling shot them as they are swooping you.

-Nothosaur

320 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

309 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

283 points 😂 Funny Oct 8, 2017 Report

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion