Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

I found two giant Ceol once the first one got eaten by these prehistoric pelicans and the same thing happened to the second. I got a photo though. Also, I AM NOT A FISH YOU LITERAL BIRD BRAINS!
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Icthy: yoink! Das mine now
Mobile Itchy: A- β¦
Thats the thing, they dont exist
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
It's all fun and games until you see "removed 738.5% long neck"
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Ahh a Normal day on the ark wait where is my lystro *looks up* frick this bird took him *uses 2000000000000000000000000000 arrows and misses every shot * god dang it dodo attack * dodo kills it in one shot even though it is lvl 0 * how the heck you know what I wonβt even ask *lystro falls in water and gets killed by piranhas * aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
*breaks sound barrier* *looks in fridge IRL* where is my peanut butter *breaks sound barrier for 20000000000000000000 years *
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)