Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach am strollin'
But Ichthys pock at my head
Not fun!
I said "Ichthys...Mmgh!
Stop it now!"
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hah
Hoo-hah hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Hah!
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said Ichthys gonna come
Poke me in the implant
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Hoo-aaah ha-hahh-hah-haaa
Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
Then these kids start laughing
And then hmm...
Got hit in the leg with a bola
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run jump!
I can be your backpack while you run
Run,run,run jump!
Now stop
Put me down
(Skipped some irreverent stuff here)
Hey what's that stank?
(Jerboa) you put a fish in our basket!
Ha ha ha, oh yeah!
I forgot I did that
(Jerboa) You owe me an apology
Just hold your breathe and see
When the time is right Ichthys will bite your face
End
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
Iβm pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
Maybe if we got itchyornis and ithyosaurus together they could itch each otherβs itchy spots. Or eat each other. I have said itchy too many times.
β plastic bag
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?