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I'm betting pegomastax and ichthyornis are best buddies

Okay but seriously, imagine this:

You: *walking around base, getting goods*

That one guy: oi! Whatcha doin there?

You: getting stuff?

The guy: good! *whistles dozens of pegos and seagulls*

You: AAAAAAAAAAA

Your ascendant armor has been stolen!

Your ascendant longneck rifle has been stolen!

15 extraordinary kibble has been stolen!

200 narcotics have been stolen!

Your cryopod (level 275 Giga) has been stolen!

Some more stuff I can't think of has been stolen!

You in shambles:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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