Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I'm betting pegomastax and ichthyornis are best buddies
Okay but seriously, imagine this:
You: *walking around base, getting goods*
That one guy: oi! Whatcha doin there?
You: getting stuff?
The guy: good! *whistles dozens of pegos and seagulls*
You: AAAAAAAAAAA
Your ascendant armor has been stolen!
Your ascendant longneck rifle has been stolen!
15 extraordinary kibble has been stolen!
200 narcotics have been stolen!
Your cryopod (level 275 Giga) has been stolen!
Some more stuff I can't think of has been stolen!
You in shambles:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
Iβm pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
Maybe if we got itchyornis and ithyosaurus together they could itch each otherβs itchy spots. Or eat each other. I have said itchy too many times.
β plastic bag
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?