Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea... | Ichthyornis Funny Tips

254 points Funny Apr 1, 2017

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

621 points Funny Apr 1, 2017

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

222 points Funny May 28, 2017

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

230 points Funny Apr 1, 2017

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

155 points Funny Oct 8, 2017

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

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