Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
When we started playing on a dedicated server it was our first intro to them. So we had no idea they where randomly aggressive and sneak thieves. We felt like idiots when they first attacked and it was 3 vs 3. The first thing I remember going was full stacks of food. Which they ate!?! I'm sitting there trying to equip a gun. Just as it finished the animation the bird took my rifle from my hands. Thank god they don't eat some things but here's a tip, they do eat tranq darts. WTF? The next thing that gets stolen from a tribesmate was a full stack of bio toxin. Yea the stuff that you use as a narcotic in taming. How does a tiny bird eat that and not pass out or even die? We did finally put them down and pick most our stuff off the ground but it's still ridiculous that they can eat narcotic, bio toxin, and tranq darts without falling asleep or dying.
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Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Up to get these stupid ,dumb ,idiotic things out of ARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:/-DO IT NOW
Ichthyornis: imma eat ur stack of bio tox now donโt mind me.
Me: um ok
Ichthyornis: imma eat ur journeymen longneck now donโt mind me.
Me: WHAT THE F-
If this was out of the game I would stop crying at night
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
โIchthyornis stole your Thatch Wall!โ Me: I donโt need that. โIchthyornis stole your Ramshackle Fabricated Pistol!โ Me: I have a Journeyman one. โIchthyornis stole your Cryopoded Lvl 500 Reaper King!โ GIVE. ME. IT. NOW. BAD. BIRD.
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)