These guys ain’t even that annoying just keep one eye open when you sleep

He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

it’s literally the “mine” seagull because he takes your stuff

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga

What was the second one again?

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

"Everyone told me

Not to stroll on that beach.

They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,

Poke me in the coconut.'

And they did.

And they did"

Props to you if you get this refrence :)