This thing stuffing all your guns in its fat stomach


NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

“Oh you have a very valuable TEK armor set that’s Ascendant? Not anymore!”

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

Ichthyornis
I:I rob u
C:imma piece of crap
T:time to steal u stuff
C:im more piece of crap
Y:y must I be hated
O:o flip time to rob u more
R:really I’m crap
N:now I eat u narcotics
I:I’m only crap
S:so can I rob u

Whould you rather be targeted by this or pegomastax

Real men kill it with a Alpha king Titan

I saw one and he flap his funny wing and... I should probably tell about death gripper instead. Once I tamed a dodo, I named it death gripper we adventured together we tamed two Dillos together after we tamed those dillos we started to make a base. One of these stupid things swooped down and took death gripper! He was flying around holding death gripper by the neck. Death gripper died to one of thes idiots. He was my first Dino too.😢😢😢

"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"

Props to you if you get this refrence :)

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga


What was the second one again?

Ichthyornis stole your mejoberry!
That's fine
Ichthyornis stole your 10 arrows
Well they can be crafted easily
Ichthyornis stole your Wyvern Egg
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