Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.
Iām pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO
You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?
Oh well thats to bad
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Do the world a service and invest in a rifle and scope to get rid of these suckers. Or a tame flyer, but thats not as satisfying.
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!