Ichthyornis
Paint it green, call it a parrot, sail across the seven seas on a raft with a…

Paint it green, call it a parrot, sail across the seven seas on a raft with a captains hat skin on. You’re now a pirate

No need to thank me

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He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

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I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO

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You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

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Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

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Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

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He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

322 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

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Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

285 points 😂 Funny Oct 8, 2017 Report

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

200 points 😂 Funny Apr 30, 2020 Report

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga

What was the second one again?