Aww it's following me it must be my basic tame! (says noob) YAY I TAMED IT I think...... (Dies) hmm DIS GAME BROKEN!!
Direwolf
Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
Me *chillin on my wyvern looking for a place to get off*
Dire wolf: yummy yummy in my tummy
My wyvern: STOP YOU VOILATED THE LAW
Dire wolf: no i didnt
My wvern: FLIP.... uhhhhh
Dire wolf: ima eat your human if thats ok with you
My wyvern: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
*proseeds to…
Me *chillin on my wyvern looking for a place to get off*
Dire wolf: yummy yummy in my tummy
My wyvern: STOP YOU VOILATED THE LAW
Dire wolf: no i didnt
My wvern: FLIP.... uhhhhh
Dire wolf: ima eat your human if thats ok with you
My wyvern: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
*proseeds to eat the dire wolf for trying to hurt his human*
Me: good boi
This on valguro if you wondering
Scoobi Snacc=Carno Kibble
HL-NA: Welcome to the Gene-
Me: Yeah thanks but i know
The Arctic: Go Wolves
Me And HL-NA have left the chat.
Ok so.. I live in the hidden lake and I have like 20 dire wolves. And obviously I did the most sensible thing. I made a dire wolf pit of doom and death. Obviously! Ok so I make my wolves all on aggressive then go on my argy and claw something. SO THEN WHEN IT COMES FOR SOME…
Ok so.. I live in the hidden lake and I have like 20 dire wolves. And obviously I did the most sensible thing. I made a dire wolf pit of doom and death. Obviously! Ok so I make my wolves all on aggressive then go on my argy and claw something. SO THEN WHEN IT COMES FOR SOME SWEET SWEET REVENGE IT FALLS INTO ITS DOOM. Yea that’s what my life has come to in 2020. :( sigh life ):
I’m a Dire wolf
See this pelt? It’s fire dude
Hear me awoo you’re screwed dude
Ima kill youuuuuuu
Don’t mess wit me unless you wanna lose
Awooooo
I’m insanely cute
You see my face it’ll eat you
Don’t touch my tail unless you wanna go dude
I’m a Dire…
I’m a Dire wolf
See this pelt? It’s fire dude
Hear me awoo you’re screwed dude
Ima kill youuuuuuu
Don’t mess wit me unless you wanna lose
Awooooo
I’m insanely cute
You see my face it’ll eat you
Don’t touch my tail unless you wanna go dude
I’m a Dire wolf (Dire, Dire,DIIIIIREEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOLF)
Awooooo
~the dire Wolf song~
How is this guy in scorched earth 😐
I had a adolescent dire wolf and to imprint it l needed terror bird kibble.
Now this is good, but....
I didn't know how to make terror kibble. 💀
ARK: you don't need a saddle to ride a direwolf
Me: (that has all Dinos without saddles and can still can ride them) impossible
One day I was walking in the dark forest with my tamed dire wolves and then I saw a giant ant and then I said: ruuuuuunn!!🤣🤣🤣
One time l bred a dire wolf and checked it for mutations and saw none.
A few days later l bred another one and l got a baby dire wolf.
I checked it's ansetery and saw there were 1 random mutations.
Then l realised. 💀
Roses are red violets are blue if you hear a howl you are wolf stew
One Wolf
Two wolf
Three wolf
Ballistic threat Wolf
Russia Itself Wolf
How to tame: first off, prepare. You’ll need: raw meat, that’s it. All you need to do is go into a group of them and pet them, since they are obviously very similar to dogs. After you pet them, you’ll have a new pet dog to add to your team. If you want something even…
How to tame: first off, prepare. You’ll need: raw meat, that’s it. All you need to do is go into a group of them and pet them, since they are obviously very similar to dogs. After you pet them, you’ll have a new pet dog to add to your team. If you want something even better, find one with a sort of cloud around it, this means that if you pet it all of the other wolves in the pack will become your pets. Make sure to not wear any armour: this decreases their trust in you and makes taming more difficult.
I Gave My DireWolf A Pair Of Scuba Goggles He Is Now A Special Ops Dog
Red dog on steroids
I have 14 dire wolves and everyone on my sever died from my 14 dire wolves. Their names are: Katie, Daneil, Danny, and Mary. That’s all I can name
Best tame for lava cave trust me. Fell into lava pit, I died. Brother and I tried to save wolf multiple times. Ended up saying screw it. Got artifact left cave found wolf above cave. Lava is no match for them.
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he come in a death pacc
I tamed a Direwolf took 6 minutes to name it as soon as I was done, a pack of other dire wolves killed it. FUN