Wait, are Scooby snacks made from Carno kibble? Wow, Scooby and shaggy are now in dire need of a doctor.

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I’ll leave now...

Me: *sees a pack while riding a argy, snatches one from the pack so I can bring it to my tameing pen* SISTEEERRRR SNATCHED

Me and my friend got one of these and we had it for like 2 hours and then a level 96 came and killed her in front of us it was traumatic day

My new doggo.will always look after my doggo.

How a noob dies

Pro:hey (name) there’s a-

Noob:A PUPPY!

Pro:well not exa-

Noob:land! Land! So we can pet it

*Pro lands the quets*

Noob:aw what a cute puppy

Pro:it’s not a-

Noob:aw it’s howling

Pro:I’m outa here

Noob gets devoured by “puppy’s”

Gigas are doom

Dodos are noob

When they howl

You will be screwed

Hey My Readers Im just letting you know im moving my story -A Dire Challenge- To the Story section. So dont miss out just wanted to let you all know. Enjoy and have a great rest of the week ill be doing the next chapter in a few days!

Roses are red violets are blue I wish theese didn’t try to kill you

Real Men Tame This Floof With Fists , Narcoberries And Cooked Fish Meat , I Dare Anyone To Do This , The Ultimate Waste Of Your Time

Whistle, whistle* Wait, is this a dog . . . ?

I have one named shadow and she can 1 shot anything she my baby girl ❤️ Click arrow pointing to the sky pla

Noob: oh look puppy

*dire wolf howls*

Noob: awwwww so cute

*more dire wolfs show up

Noob: awwwwww it ur pack

Noob: wait what are you doing? WHY ARE YOU DASHING TWOARDS ME-

Stupid Ark Noob was killed by dire wolf.

You can’t carry a wild one back to your base without getting your Argy’s ass all wounded

Me and my cult of Direwolfs:"We shall rule the artic!!!"

My direwolfs untamed friends:"You better pray"

-Dog

Me: Oh, look! A cute dog! Dio Brando:Its walking towards me...*kicks dog, puts it in an incinerator

Not tamed:Killer tamed:supa buns

Wolf + scary x terrifying= doggy (dire wolf)

Me:Lands anywere in the arctic

*LOUD ARK MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

Me: huh?

Direwolves: ARRRROOOOOOOO KILL THE PLAYER!!!

I have 9 of this and made them a dog house and put a sign out side sayang "K-9" squad barracks. They are soft ang i cuddle em everytime i go out side my house in canada....

Wait hol-