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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me *chillin on my wyvern looking for a place to get off*
Dire wolf: yummy yummy in my tummy
My wyvern: STOP YOU VOILATED THE LAW
Dire wolf: no i didnt
My wvern: FLIP.... uhhhhh
Dire wolf: ima eat your human if thats ok with you
My wyvern: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
*proseeds to eat the dire wolf for trying to hurt his human*
Me: good boi
This on valguro if you wondering
I’m a Dire wolf
See this pelt? It’s fire dude
Hear me awoo you’re screwed dude
Ima kill youuuuuuu
Don’t mess wit me unless you wanna lose
Awooooo
I’m insanely cute
You see my face it’ll eat you
Don’t touch my tail unless you wanna go dude
I’m a Dire wolf (Dire, Dire,DIIIIIREEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOLF)
Awooooo
~the dire Wolf song~
Ok so.. I live in the hidden lake and I have like 20 dire wolves. And obviously I did the most sensible thing. I made a dire wolf pit of doom and death. Obviously! Ok so I make my wolves all on aggressive then go on my argy and claw something. SO THEN WHEN IT COMES FOR SOME SWEET SWEET REVENGE IT FALLS INTO ITS DOOM. Yea that’s what my life has come to in 2020. :( sigh life ):
How to tame: first off, prepare. You’ll need: raw meat, that’s it. All you need to do is go into a group of them and pet them, since they are obviously very similar to dogs. After you pet them, you’ll have a new pet dog to add to your team. If you want something even better, find one with a sort of cloud around it, this means that if you pet it all of the other wolves in the pack will become your pets. Make sure to not wear any armour: this decreases their trust in you and makes taming more difficult.