Me *chillin on my wyvern looking for a place to get off*

Dire wolf: yummy yummy in my tummy

My wyvern: STOP YOU VOILATED THE LAW

Dire wolf: no i didnt

My wvern: FLIP.... uhhhhh

Dire wolf: ima eat your human if thats ok with you

My wyvern: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

*proseeds to eat the dire wolf for trying to hurt his human*

Me: good boi

This on valguro if you wondering

I give most of them dirt naps wolves are dicks

U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!

Together we can make this happen!!

Normal people: sees a wolf and feeds it and pets it.

Ark players: knocks it unconscious and shoves meat and bio toxins down its throat.

Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”

Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”

It's like a wolf, but dire

Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.

Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!

He Protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc

My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.

My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.