Every time I hear the howling I just whip out a DB get on my sarco and keep usin the jump on cliffs. That is until I realized these things are everywhere
Direwolf
Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
Who thinks direwolves should drop prime meat! Up for the devs to see!
Go pet it, they said. It is harmless, they said
My friend told me one day that her Direwolf got killed by a Titanboa, I asked her what level the Titan was “6”... What level was your Dire? “80”... She had it on Passive. It has haunted me to this day.
RAISE A CLAN,WORLD DOMINATION WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pro: Dire Wolves are great for gathering pelt, meat, and hide we should tame one
Me: (aims bola)
Pro: (looks at dire wolves and realizes he got hit with bola)
Pro: (pulls out bear trap)
Me: oh crap
Pro: FINALLY I HAV
Dire wolf: BURP
Me:(pulls out shotgun)
Me:let’s do…
Pro: Dire Wolves are great for gathering pelt, meat, and hide we should tame one
Me: (aims bola)
Pro: (looks at dire wolves and realizes he got hit with bola)
Pro: (pulls out bear trap)
Me: oh crap
Pro: FINALLY I HAV
Dire wolf: BURP
Me:(pulls out shotgun)
Me:let’s do this
Me(kills dire wolf)
Dire Wolf: (drops ascendant sniper rifle)
Me: HALELUJAH!!!!!!
Yay I finally tamed a - OH SHOOT THE WOLVES ABANDON MISSION
Your tribemate Jjjio685 lvl 29 was killed by a direwolf lvl 77
Your tribemate Ieattacos9 lvl 32 was killed by a direwolf lvl 69
Your tribemate Floofdaloof lvl 41 was killed by a direwolf lvl 97
You lvl 35…
Yay I finally tamed a - OH SHOOT THE WOLVES ABANDON MISSION
Your tribemate Jjjio685 lvl 29 was killed by a direwolf lvl 77
Your tribemate Ieattacos9 lvl 32 was killed by a direwolf lvl 69
Your tribemate Floofdaloof lvl 41 was killed by a direwolf lvl 97
You lvl 35 were killed by a direwolf lvl 59
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly...
Mine look fat
When you see one hope the situation doesn’t get dire
Well…let’s say I didn’t know they came in packs…
What da dawg doin?
More word
We brought back the dire wolf before gta 6.
Options:run,fight,die
Best option:die
Worst option:fight
Hit the thumbs up pls!
When you’re in dire need of assistance, this is you guy
I’ll be leaving now
It looks like Nanette mmmm mmmmm
I like kittens, and I like bunnies, and I like (sees dire wolf and about to say puppies🐶🐺) OH GOD NO LORD HELP ME!!!!!
THESE WOLVES ARE SO USEFUL AND CUTE!! Especially when they jump like ballerinas and are such cute swimmers!!
He attac
He protec
But most importantly
He a good boi
To all the newbs out there THEY DO NOT NEED A SADDLE
Ugh I forgot my joke....it was so funny