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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just had a pack of 3, 145 of these kill a max level yuty I was trying to tame and I could not be more angry.
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
Together we can make this happen!!
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
It's like a wolf, but dire
You see one
You'll see two
You see three
You'll see jesus
You'll see two
You see three
You'll see jesus
My friend told me one day that her Direwolf got killed by a Titanboa, I asked her what level the Titan was β6β... What level was your Dire? β80β... She had it on Passive. It has haunted me to this day.
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
Ok dex there is a thing called GHOST direwolf πΌ so they know to add it in admin commands
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
You can tame a high level direwolf in the yeti cave (A.K.A the cave of the strong) they are located in the artic tundra, right near the blue pillar obelisk, if your in an easy difficulty, find one of these and you get a chance of taming a 120 level direwolf, the bad thing is, you cant tame them inside the yeti cave, so you need to revive them, save up 32 Amber's to revive them, and level melee, hp, stamina, and weight. If you have a flak helmet, make at least five flak helmets for your direwolf and make 2 flak helmets for yourself, once your inside the cave of the strong, put the helmet on your direwolf, and bring more than 100 medical brew if you are freezing, yetis in the cave will deal less damage to your direwolf if the direwolf has helmet. Make sure your direwolf has at least 400kg-500kg weight, you need to feed them with meat if they are injured badly, and your direwolf should have at least 4k-5k health, dont bring weak direwolf or you will die in a matter of a seconds.
These jokes using dire are so bad that I need some assistance... dire assistance
Iβll take myself out
Iβll take myself out
Me and my friend got one of these and we had it for like 2 hours and then a level 96 came and killed her in front of us it was traumatic day
How people befriend dogs IRL
Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. πΆ Friend!
Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???πΊ?
Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. πΆ Friend!
Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???πΊ?
He attac
He protec
But most importantly
He good boi
He protec
But most importantly
He good boi
ark: the dire wolf does not need a saddle to ride it
me:impossible
me:impossible
Aw whos a good-NO BAD DOGGO CRAP ITS CALLING FRIENDS WHAT I THOUGHT THESE WERE HOUSE WOLVES!!!! you were killed by a dire wolf level 450
Is it just me that read all the storyβs bc they are absolutely obsessed with dire wolfs Iβve literally been here reading for two hours π
Hello agian! I have a new adventure If yall want to hear. Its about my wyvrens! Tell me your opinion and ill start.Ill hit 15 opinions! It will be in the story section like my dire challenged. This dragon story is called a (Flight threw Space)!!
Me: Off to tame a high lvl Rex*
My Pregnant Wolf, Storm: *Gives birth to triplets while I finish taming the Rex
Me: Dude- W h y? I just finished taming and now u do this??
My Pregnant Wolf, Storm: *Gives birth to triplets while I finish taming the Rex
Me: Dude- W h y? I just finished taming and now u do this??