It's like a wolf, but dire

My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.

They get alpha boost now so tame a couple and ride like princess mononoke.

Tame a female and male lvl 150 (or the maxed level on your server) pump only health till they get 10k. Breed them hope you get twins, one female one male. Pump only Melee and then if u get decent imprinting you got yourself a pack of mean meat eating machines

Dire Wolf one, Dire Woof
Dire Wolf two, Dire Woof Woof
Dire Wolf three, Dire Woof Woof Woof
Dire Wolf four Dire Woof Woof Woof Woof
Dire Wolf five, Dire Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
Dire Wolf six, ARK,Name too long, only 15 Characters Permitted

You find one in the wild and you'll think to yourself golly this will be ez you thought wrong his friends will find you and be like "nice to meat you" rip your ascendant cloth amour

Cesar Milan has failed on this guy

Maybe you'd like some pelt, but I'd say just scream like a little girl and run when you see them. Before the pack sniffs out your stinky booty because your character doesn't wipe when they poop

Scooby scooby doo where are yooooooooooooooooooooou

I dunno why but I love to raise and breed these things and I ended up having so many I had to build 2 more pens for them

Paint a lightning bolt on its side and name it bolt



SUPERBARK

So... I spent 5 hours taming a Rex and was very excited to ride it around. I saw a pack of wolves, thinking it would be a good few first kills and I was wrong. They howled and started glowing. Five hours of my life went down the drain in a matter of 10 seconds

Aw, whos a good boy?! OW MY BUTT!!

Wolf: Nice to meat you ;)
Me: x.x

Red dog on steroids

When you see one hope the situation doesn’t get dire

Hello everyone, I am glad to see so many entries for the roll of Dire Wolves. So, which one of you will become a Hire Wolf.

When you’re in dire need of assistance, this is you guy


I’ll be leaving now

I tamed a Direwolf took 6 minutes to name it as soon as I was done, a pack of other dire wolves killed it. FUN

Name it rash if it bit your ass