Is it just me that read all the story’s bc they are absolutely obsessed with dire wolfs I’ve literally been here reading for two hours 🙃

Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.

Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!

He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc

Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.

He protecc
He attack
But most importantly...
Mine look fat

It's like a wolf, but dire

These jokes using dire are so bad that I need some assistance... dire assistance




I’ll take myself out

Hello agian! I have a new adventure If yall want to hear. Its about my wyvrens! Tell me your opinion and ill start.Ill hit 15 opinions! It will be in the story section like my dire challenged. This dragon story is called a (Flight threw Space)!!

My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.

How people befriend dogs IRL
Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. 🐶 Friend!
Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???🐺?

(Continuing A Dire Challenge)

Rex paced back and fourth waiting for their human to get back."Would you quite that! Pacing isn't going to make things go any faster." Kat said slightly growling.
"Sorry just a little worried" Rex growled back. The pupoys in the background Rustled and played whipping each other in the face with their tails.

Hours later the human came back Bloody Nad bruised. "Hey my dogs hows my pups!?" He patted each of their heads and rubbed their Backs."The Snow tribe didn't except our peace message so we are still going to be attacked...im sorry doggos."

Rex Growled and kat tucked her playing puppys under her. The puppys pulled on their mothers fur "MOM let us go!"Kat looked outside seeing their human sit down under the roof watching the snow fall.

I know I was going to wait till 25 likes bit I've been bored just waiting so here is your story (A Dire Challenge)

Kat and Rex where running away from the flock of man eating birds. "Kat! Where are you?!" Rex was fighting a bird when Kat jumped and ripped the bird apart."I'm here Rex. Lets go!" Rex looked up and found the flock still chasing them.
They ran as fast as they could with their Cubs right behind them. "Come'on let's go pups" Kat nudged her pups "mum!" One of the pups called out but kept running. The all reached their den and their human was waiting. "Who's all my good wolves! What happend out there? Did that other tribe put their brida on you again? Well then that's a sign of war isn't it?"
The human patted his wolves and left the room.

Hyenadon: am I joke to you?
Dire wolf: Yes. Yes you are *shreds hyenadon pack*

ark: the dire wolf does not need a saddle to ride it
me:impossible

Aw whos a good-NO BAD DOGGO CRAP ITS CALLING FRIENDS WHAT I THOUGHT THESE WERE HOUSE WOLVES!!!! you were killed by a dire wolf level 450

He attac
He protec
But most importantly
He good boi

WHY can I pet a chunky little lizard that does nothing but eat all my food, but NOT my hardworking good bois??? THEY'RE GOOD DOGS, BRENT

He attacc
He protecc
And most importantly- oh hold on a sec , I have something important to do. (In background) Who's a good boy? You are, you are! ♥️

I was playing and my brother was watching me then this thing attacks me and my brother jumped 🤣😂

I spawned in the Arctic once, then a whole pack came out of nowhere and trapped me on a rock and one was looking at me funny like “I’ve got a bone to pick with you!” Then one came behind me and..... I have tried to un see what happened