Spinos are death
Dodos are noob
If u hear them Howl
U ARE SCREWED
Direwolf
Jokes and funny moments about the Direwolf from ARK players.
It's like a wolf, but dire
U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!
Together we can make this happen!!
My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.
He Protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I…
Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.
Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!
Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”
Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”
Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.
My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.
If you find yourself being chased by a pack of these…
You’re in a dire situation…
Someone had to say it
These jokes using dire are so bad that I need some assistance... dire assistance
I’ll take myself out
He attac
He protec
But most importantly
He good boi
One time I thought after artifact of the massive I thought hm how well can I get bio toxin with my dire wolf? It’s was a stupid idea
1 like for hope of my level 135 dire wolf
You see one
You'll see two
You see three
You'll see jesus
Ok dex there is a thing called GHOST direwolf 🔼 so they know to add it in admin commands
They get alpha boost now so tame a couple and ride like princess mononoke.
Dire Wolf one, Dire Woof
Dire Wolf two, Dire Woof Woof
Dire Wolf three, Dire Woof Woof Woof
Dire Wolf four Dire Woof Woof Woof Woof
Dire Wolf five, Dire Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
Dire Wolf six, ARK,Name too long, only 15 Characters Permitted
One is cute.Two is a challenge. Three is deadly. Four is a nightmare. Five is death. Six is a trex hunter. Seven is war. Eight is a giga. Nine is a giga hunter . Ten is Satan himself
ark: the dire wolf does not need a saddle to ride it
me:impossible
How people befriend dogs IRL
Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. 🐶 Friend!
Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???🐺?
Aw whos a good-NO BAD DOGGO CRAP ITS CALLING FRIENDS WHAT I THOUGHT THESE WERE HOUSE WOLVES!!!! you were killed by a dire wolf level 450