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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 265 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-16T19:46:02+00:00

U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!

Together we can make this happen!!

score 1114 · Answer 2 · 2017-01-23T10:27:15+00:00

It's like a wolf, but dire

score 332 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-01T01:30:58+00:00

He Protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc

score 988 · Answer 4 · 2017-01-29T05:07:23+00:00

My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.

score 272 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-27T03:29:31+00:00

Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.

Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!

score 31 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-09T20:31:08+00:00

One time I thought after artifact of the massive I thought hm how well can I get bio toxin with my dire wolf? It’s was a stupid idea

1 like for hope of my level 135 dire wolf

score 27 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-05T13:46:10+00:00

A pack of 6 wolves is howling in front of you

Panik

You aren’t playing Ark

Kalm

You aren’t playing Ark

Panik

score 73 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-14T13:10:37+00:00

Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”

Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”

score 179 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-12T19:11:45+00:00

Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.

My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.

score 46 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-28T21:15:15+00:00

Normal people: sees a wolf and feeds it and pets it.

Ark players: knocks it unconscious and shoves meat and bio toxins down its throat.

score 108 · Answer 11 · 2020-10-22T13:49:00+00:00

You see one

You'll see two

You see three

You'll see jesus

score 72 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-15T01:30:38+00:00

One is cute.Two is a challenge. Three is deadly. Four is a nightmare. Five is death. Six is a trex hunter. Seven is war. Eight is a giga. Nine is a giga hunter . Ten is Satan himself

score 136 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-18T14:54:01+00:00

These jokes using dire are so bad that I need some assistance... dire assistance

I’ll take myself out

score 175 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-19T03:21:51+00:00

He attac

He protec

But most importantly

He good boi

score 80 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-03T21:24:44+00:00

Ok dex there is a thing called GHOST direwolf 🔼 so they know to add it in admin commands

score 52 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-06T01:48:35+00:00

U P doot! Go dog skins!

So... Thit would be awesome! Ark plz make Dog skins for dire wolves!

score 15 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-24T17:55:23+00:00

They protecc

They attac

But most importantly

They are fluffy pacc

score 117 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-18T03:05:59+00:00

ark: the dire wolf does not need a saddle to ride it

me:impossible

score 98 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-16T00:10:18+00:00

How people befriend dogs IRL

Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. 🐶 Friend!

Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???🐺?

score 98 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-16T00:10:18+00:00

How people befriend dogs IRL

Normal People: Pet the dog. Feed it some dog food. 🐶 Friend!

Ark players: Punch it until it gets knocked out. Force feed it raw meat. Friend???🐺?