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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-04T13:58:40+00:00

If you hear a howl in the distance it is an approaching pack. There is nothing you can do the best thing is to pray that death comes quickly

score 527 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-16T19:46:02+00:00

U p doot if you want a pug/corgi skin for the direwolf!

Together we can make this happen!!

score 1272 · Answer 3 · 2017-01-23T10:27:15+00:00

It's like a wolf, but dire

score 63 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-27T20:47:55+00:00

If you find yourself being chased by a pack of these…

You’re in a dire situation…

Someone had to say it

score 1152 · Answer 5 · 2017-01-29T05:07:23+00:00

My dad has told me if you ever see a pack of wolves kick your mate in the balls and run.

score 483 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-01T01:30:58+00:00

He Protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

When trying to tame 150, he com in 7 pacc

score 401 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-27T03:29:31+00:00

Im Starting a Direwolf story about my pack. My wolves are Kat which is my female,Rex which is my male and a few others if you want to hear let me know by giving your opinion.

Up it if yes to start go past this if you want nothing to do with it. I will reach 25 ups then I will start Chapter one will be called -A Dire Challenge-. Hope y'all will enjoy!

score 222 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-14T13:10:37+00:00

Normal peeps be like “oh look a dog let’s take him in and look after him”

Ark players be like “oh look a dog let’s knock him out and shove meat and narcotics down his throat”

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-30T01:54:46+00:00

Kick your mate in the balls hard and RUN

score 276 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-12T19:11:45+00:00

Me: decides to try out breeding for the first time to see how stressful it is to care for the babies.

My female wolf: gives birth to triplets.

score 123 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-09T20:31:08+00:00

One time I thought after artifact of the massive I thought hm how well can I get bio toxin with my dire wolf? It’s was a stupid idea

1 like for hope of my level 135 dire wolf

score 10 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-13T17:13:17+00:00

I had a adolescent dire wolf and to imprint it l needed terror bird kibble.

Now this is good, but....

I didn't know how to make terror kibble. 💀

score 171 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-22T13:49:00+00:00

You see one

You'll see two

You see three

You'll see jesus

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2022-10-17T18:55:29+00:00

Is it possible to find a seven pack in survival

score 188 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-18T14:54:01+00:00

These jokes using dire are so bad that I need some assistance... dire assistance

I’ll take myself out

score 36 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-29T13:17:41+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

First you see 1

Now there are 2

Soon there are 20

And they’re all after you.

score 21 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-03T22:16:42+00:00

Once I went to the north and was searching for a "penguin" and I saw a mammoth being attacked by 20-30 dires.... funny thing is I didn't die

score 220 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-19T03:21:51+00:00

He attac

He protec

But most importantly

He good boi

score 119 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-15T01:30:38+00:00

One is cute.Two is a challenge. Three is deadly. Four is a nightmare. Five is death. Six is a trex hunter. Seven is war. Eight is a giga. Nine is a giga hunter . Ten is Satan himself

score 82 · Answer 20 · 2021-08-05T13:46:10+00:00

A pack of 6 wolves is howling in front of you

Panik

You aren’t playing Ark

Kalm

You aren’t playing Ark

Panik