Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me when I saw the 'HUNT DIREBEAR' pursuit:
Imma see that. 1s later... its locked.
Found out i gotta get a gun.
WHY!? I can do it with a sword and a ptera!
I ACTUALLY DONT WANNA LOOK MODERN IN ARK CUZ OF ALL THE DINOS. I DONT NEED GUNS.
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ