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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-26T01:10:11+00:00

Best name when u catch a boy bear: Yogi bear. Then mate Yogi and a female and name it bo bo then get a picnic basket.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-28T03:46:56+00:00

And to think I thought Kodiak bears were big…

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-08T19:52:52+00:00

Why would you write dodo tales in the direbear thing?

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-24T12:15:14+00:00

Go to cave of spiders so you get levels to run faster than the speed of light.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-09T17:56:39+00:00

Welp, desmodus got a picture

I do not know what to say

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-02T00:27:06+00:00

This is what True Comrade rides.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-03T18:28:13+00:00

Why… THIS IS A GRANNY IN A BEAR ONESIE NOT A BEAR

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-03-27T21:58:13+00:00

It's like a bear...but DIRE

(South Park The Stick Of Truth)

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-02-22T01:58:24+00:00

Roses are red, violets are blue.

You better run now, cause Bear's gonna eat you.

(The moon, the Bear, and the Big Blue House.)

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-30T17:41:19+00:00

A Rex was eating one of mine I couldn’t BEAR it

(the situation was DIRE)

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-01-29T00:09:00+00:00

Take this thing. tame it. paint it yellow and bu allá you got Pooh bear

For extra take a sabertooth(tiger) pig(piglet) horse(Igor) and paint them their respective colors, and u got the whole gang. your welcom

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-22T19:52:17+00:00

Avoid at all cost! Was trying to tame one when i slipped of my shooting post and fell. It attacked and my 1.2k health argie went down to defend me. In 4 seconds i saw a message on the screen. I was like woo hoo you killed it very quickly argie. Turns out that message was telling me that argie had just been killed. Sad

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2018-05-29T19:56:51+00:00

Easily best tame in game. Weapon use while riding, oxy for water pvp, huge stam, dps better than rex, really fast, resource gathering king, massive weight at birth reaching 4k if lvld. See YT for my reX vs bear fights

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-08-10T19:22:48+00:00

Me walk through redwood with otter me not see bear In front of me me run into it it go aggressive my otter die R.I.P Fauna

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-01T02:27:28+00:00

A bear in Dire need of honey…. And your life

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-13T05:52:56+00:00

They can get a lot of fiber when running through bushes. Like enough to encumber your dire bear

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-02T13:11:41+00:00

If you go down in the woods today your in for a big suprise

If you go into the woods today you better go in disguise

If you go down to the woods today you'll better bring friends

If you go down to the woods today you will surely end.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-02-26T13:30:43+00:00

The picture on my screen looks like it’s screaming XD it’s hilarious (guy with pterodactyl)

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-20T21:01:58+00:00

To the person who said to tame this, a phiomia, a thylacleo, and an equus, you forgot a jerboa for rabbit and the kangaroo for you know who, and a painted brown owl.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-06-19T06:27:47+00:00

2 terror bird, gank him but died to bear with only one hit😂