Its like a bear, only dire.

Me walk through redwood with otter me not see bear In front of me me run into it it go aggressive my otter die R.I.P Fauna

You.meh maybe I’ll find something in red woods

You.hey it Winnie the Pooh

Winniepooh. I eat you

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

haha freddy fazbear haha fnaf look its fredbear oh looks like the birthday boy wants to give fredbear a big kiss 1..2..3

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

The pic looks like it crying.