Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dire bear? Funny dire bear jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bear song!
I am a bear
Boy boy boy boy!
I will eat u
Boy boy boy boy!
I and fat but some how fast
Boy boy boy boy!
I will eat u and ur family
Boy boy boy boy!
I like honey but i dont like u
Boy boy boy boy!
My saddel is expensive
Boy boy boy boy !
Im under estimated all the time
Boy boy boy boy!
Now this song is over
Boy boy boy boy!
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Bear: now i need a beer
Song by:alex gamer 69
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