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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So I was taming this thing and my cousin brother ( camed to my house as a…
So I was taming this thing and my cousin brother ( camed to my house as a guest with his parents)who is 8 years old AND has'over Gen-Zness" was watching me play ark and started asking questions and I had reply them and can't scold him bcoz he is a snitch,Back to the topic once this dire bear tamed the screen popped with "Name you're dire bear!" So he suggested the name 'Grizzy the rizzy" like What the heckππ is a grizzy rizzy?
π me for free dire bear ;)
(I definitely didn't named my dire bear Grizzy the rizzy βΊοΈπππ)
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
HE WILL KILL ME IF YOU ARE NOT NEEDED TO SIR NE π π SAVE MYMOM TO GET A GOOD DAY CARE
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong