Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the direbear? Funny direbear jokes submitted by ARK players.
Winnie the Pooh packs a punch.
Great for caves and seems to get faster XP than a Rex
(Hits harder than my base rex)that I use for every day tasks
Can’t wait to breed for mutations and focus on health mutations since it is high damage and lacks HP
My base bear is 9k health and 700% melee.
Me: *Walks through the redwood forest(aka the hundred acre wood)*
Dire bear : *Appears*
Me: Arrrggghhh!!!
Dire bear: is you Christopher Robin?
Me: n-n-no?
Dire bear: do you haves honey
Me: nooooooooo??
Dire bear: THEN YOU SHALL DIEEEE
BilltheButthole was yeeted by level 10,000,000,000 Dire bear (Winnie)
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