How does my direbear lvl 19 have less health than my lvl 9 Purlovia

Get ready to BEAR the consequences of a "dire raid".

INSERT BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE JOKE HERE

hahahaha😀

Goldilocks just stole some porridge from some random dude's house.

I don't think the cubs are beary happy.....

It's the most popular pet in Siberia. I know. I'm Siberian.

You cant use them much for caving, because damn these guys are THICC, cant fit in lava cave or central cave, just south cave somehow

Its a bear and bear trap doesn’t work on the bear.nice logic

Back before the TLC I saw one and thought “Is that a giant hamster?”

Me: Let’s go tame a direbear!

Other friend: Sure.

Me: Shoots and misses as a whole hoard follows us.

Both: RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

Oh my its grandma run for your life

Me when riding my direbear and a dilo tries to kill me.

Me "hold my bear"

Get it? Bear?!

Hahaha

Ok ill leave

Is it a

TEDDY BEAR!!!!

no I don’t think so

🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

Me: *Walks through the redwood forest(aka the hundred acre wood)*

Dire bear : *Appears*

Me: Arrrggghhh!!!

Dire bear: is you Christopher Robin?

Me: n-n-no?

Dire bear: do you haves honey

Me: nooooooooo??

Dire bear: THEN YOU SHALL DIEEEE

BilltheButthole was yeeted by level 10,000,000,000 Dire bear (Winnie)

I am in DIRE need for you to stop these bear jokes. They are too un-BEAR-able.

Eh,eh? No? Anyone? Okay, I'll leave.

Jedi

It is a BEAR but a BEAR trap doesn’t work it

Dire BEAR doesn’t fit in the BEAR trap????

Just noticed the total time is longer than the actual total time because honeys faster than kibble it’s just what XD

I thought Bigfoot was the most scary and hairy thing in the woods...

Two claw swings of these and lv 38 me goes bye bye

If youre new and you find this guy. be ready to BEAR the consequences