It's the most popular pet in Siberia. I know. I'm Siberian.

haha freddy fazbear haha fnaf look its fredbear oh looks like the birthday boy wants to give fredbear a big kiss 1..2..3

It’s Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.

Get ready to BEAR the consequences of a "dire raid".

INSERT BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE JOKE HERE

hahahaha😀

Goldilocks just stole some porridge from some random dude's house.

I don't think the cubs are beary happy.....

Its a bear and bear trap doesn’t work on the bear.nice logic

Back before the TLC I saw one and thought “Is that a giant hamster?”

Me: Let’s go tame a direbear!

Other friend: Sure.

Me: Shoots and misses as a whole hoard follows us.

Both: RUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!

Dire BEAR doesn’t fit in the BEAR trap????

Me when riding my direbear and a dilo tries to kill me.

Me "hold my bear"

Get it? Bear?!

Hahaha

Ok ill leave

Me: *Walks through the redwood forest(aka the hundred acre wood)*

Dire bear : *Appears*

Me: Arrrggghhh!!!

Dire bear: is you Christopher Robin?

Me: n-n-no?

Dire bear: do you haves honey

Me: nooooooooo??

Dire bear: THEN YOU SHALL DIEEEE

BilltheButthole was yeeted by level 10,000,000,000 Dire bear (Winnie)

It is a BEAR but a BEAR trap doesn’t work it

How does my direbear lvl 19 have less health than my lvl 9 Purlovia

Oh my its grandma run for your life

Is it a

TEDDY BEAR!!!!

no I don’t think so

🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

I am in DIRE need for you to stop these bear jokes. They are too un-BEAR-able.

Eh,eh? No? Anyone? Okay, I'll leave.

Jedi

Just noticed the total time is longer than the actual total time because honeys faster than kibble it’s just what XD

I thought Bigfoot was the most scary and hairy thing in the woods...

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

If youre new and you find this guy. be ready to BEAR the consequences