When I was first playing Ark with my brother I accidentally knocked out a Dilo. I tamed it, of course. Her name was Flint. I freakin LOVED Flint, But one day a Spino spawned near our “Base” (It was literally a Dodo shack) and Flint decided that she would murder this thing. Rip Flint.

I hate when your taking a bronco then a dilo attacks it while its inside the Bronto

When I was new to ark I was scared as hell from these things now I have an army of two of them two Moschops’ and a dodo. I live on the stretch of land near south coast on the left of the map, once I ventured to far on the stretch of land only to be greeted by a flippin ten foot croc...I now fear those things...

I always go to the beach, but in ark... I'm fucking scared for my life!

Try walking down a beach and going into your inventory without being kill #hard

When they sing the jurrasic park theme song they sound like this daaaaaalalaalalalalallalalalalallalalaalaaaaaallal

When I go out on a huge taming trip anywhere.

Mom: can you go take the garbage out?"

I'm taming a lvl 125 Carno. And your really far from home. You took A Petra too get

there. After hours of gathering food for your Carno, you have to take the garbage out.

Me: "I've got time." I run out and come back in 20 seconds flat... and the top of the screen says

"You died to a dilophosaur!" And under it,

"Your lvl 125 Carno died to a dilophosaur!"

Me: " you little ****! Your such a *****! I ******* quit! You can have your ******* Carno meat!" I quit ark right then and there...

If your looking for a few dilos just take a strol along where the beach and the woods connect with your lvl 250 Rex look away from your Rex then look back and you'll see like 50 of them on your Rex slautering it and your feel like :(

Dear players I can’t help but notice these  dilos you are fighting pack some seeeeerious firepower. If you are going to have a chance against them, you’ll need to up your arsenal -- you could always arm your men with some high-quality munitions from my store. If you buy from me, those dilos will be dead in no time!

My first dilp, I named it Peewee

Someone spit in my face and I’m blind now

I was trying to breed 4 when a sarcophagus attacked, 2 seconds later I see Your Dilophosaur lvl 13 killed a Sarco lvl 4 and I was like NANI?!?!?!

One time, I was fighting 3 dilos with a club. I was trying to tame a diplo. Then, I killed 2 and knocked out one. But it got knocked out in the water so it drowned before I could tame it. LOL.

Tamed 15 of them. I have to keep stopping cause I keep losing them, like come on I level up your speed so much but you still can’t keep up with me! like come on I have 10 of them left.

I was walking and BOOM poisoned then I 5amed it now he try's to kill my bro

I just crafted the bowla with ones skin but then I broke it instantly when I tried it out on the rock ha ha

i got into a server and gpt me a house and i tamed 2 dilos a 203 and a 150 so i decide to let them mate so on my way to get campfire mats a lvl 86 d*** named tobi killed me and my two dilos but i managed to save the egg his name is spitfire and ive had him for at least 50 lvls before he died

School is a temple teacher are the god

You tame a level 47 than a pack of raptors eat him and his name was spit

I have about twenty of these and I call them trike truckers they wrecked about 3 trikes and let me have the loot😂🤣 I only have lost 5 from 2 rexs and 4 carnos